Barring us winning Conference League I think my favorite Glasner matches are:
#1 FA Cup win, obviously
Then:
3-0 Villa 2025 FA Cup
3-0 Fulham 2025 FA Cup
4-0 Man U 2024
5-0 Villa 2024
Aside from the FA Cup, we fucking rinsed those other teams and it was wonderful. #cpfc
07.03.2026 00:09
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He’s a Rhodes Scholar compared to Tuberville and Bobert
06.03.2026 23:46
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• barely literate
• racist white trash
• pissed himself on Jan 6th
• will debase himself for a pedophile
06.03.2026 23:45
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My group text has 6 white dudes over the age of 45 and there isn’t any of that shit. It’s probably because we’re not a bunch of racist homophobes.
06.03.2026 21:19
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Our tech overlords are so generous, they spoil us.
06.03.2026 21:14
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“I see you started a war based on complete and utter bullshit. I too am familiar with wars based on complete and utter bullshit.”
Condoleezza Rice
06.03.2026 21:06
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Or those assholes who went to see the titanic (minus the poor kid they dragged along)
06.03.2026 20:44
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I’m sure Cheney, Rumsfeld and Kissinger celebrated gleefully, just not in public. They were more private ghouls.
06.03.2026 20:41
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and their owner is a disgusting old sex pest
06.03.2026 20:24
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Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
06.03.2026 19:47
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Smart of Liverpool to start Joe Gomez to try and offset Wolves having 6 dudes named Gomes.
06.03.2026 19:59
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I’m not looking forward to towing a uhaul 3300 miles in 10 days
06.03.2026 19:51
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I know this is terrible news, but this is the first thing I thought of when I read this due to how it’s written.
06.03.2026 18:52
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“Shouldn’t he say bad bye instead of good bye”
Elaine Benes
06.03.2026 18:40
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If Dougie wants to come to back to the PL, Parish better make him say no to us first.
06.03.2026 18:04
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He’s their perfect candidate
06.03.2026 17:35
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They start playing in the new park next month. He’ll likely leave after the season is over.
06.03.2026 17:11
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He’s probably buying his new ICE gear on Temu as we speak
06.03.2026 17:08
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I’m sure he’s looking forward to his new job at whatever that stupid made up thing Trump said Gnome was going to be in charge of.
06.03.2026 16:23
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Certainly seems so
06.03.2026 15:27
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You all keep asking Congress to do something, despite years of overwhelming evidence they are more afraid of Trump than they are of you and/or they fully support what he’s doing. Get some new material.
06.03.2026 15:01
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Perfect guy to navigate that buzzsaw of a league. Here’s hoping he tells them no thanks 🤣
06.03.2026 14:58
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I haven’t had a moment of peace in the bathroom for 17 years due to my dogs.
06.03.2026 14:57
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Conor Gallagher’s best season of football was under Patrick Vieira. That’s wild 🤣
06.03.2026 13:44
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Replacing Noem with this asshat is like.
Shittin your pants and changing your shirt .
05.03.2026 21:54
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The people running the United States couldn’t pass a background check to work at Applebees.
06.03.2026 12:32
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We don’t come back. This country is finished.
06.03.2026 12:31
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He’ll be 100 times worse.
06.03.2026 01:01
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