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@brett006

Palace (Crystal, not Buckingham), Go Hawks, The U, UDub, Sounders. “Everybody wanna be demon ‘til they get chipped by your throwaway”

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Barring us winning Conference League I think my favorite Glasner matches are:
#1 FA Cup win, obviously
Then:
3-0 Villa 2025 FA Cup
3-0 Fulham 2025 FA Cup
4-0 Man U 2024
5-0 Villa 2024

Aside from the FA Cup, we fucking rinsed those other teams and it was wonderful. #cpfc

07.03.2026 00:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He’s a Rhodes Scholar compared to Tuberville and Bobert

06.03.2026 23:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

• barely literate
• racist white trash
• pissed himself on Jan 6th
• will debase himself for a pedophile

06.03.2026 23:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My group text has 6 white dudes over the age of 45 and there isn’t any of that shit. It’s probably because we’re not a bunch of racist homophobes.

06.03.2026 21:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Our tech overlords are so generous, they spoil us.

06.03.2026 21:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I see you started a war based on complete and utter bullshit. I too am familiar with wars based on complete and utter bullshit.”

Condoleezza Rice

06.03.2026 21:06 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or those assholes who went to see the titanic (minus the poor kid they dragged along)

06.03.2026 20:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m sure Cheney, Rumsfeld and Kissinger celebrated gleefully, just not in public. They were more private ghouls.

06.03.2026 20:41 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a crowd of people with the words you 've got to looove the drake on the bottom Alt: a crowd of people with the words you 've got to looove the drake on the bottom
06.03.2026 20:25 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

and their owner is a disgusting old sex pest

06.03.2026 20:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 👍 22118 🔁 5645 💬 215 📌 188

Smart of Liverpool to start Joe Gomez to try and offset Wolves having 6 dudes named Gomes.

06.03.2026 19:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m not looking forward to towing a uhaul 3300 miles in 10 days

06.03.2026 19:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is holding a drink and saying now you have my attention . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding a drink and saying now you have my attention .

Hmmm, Strangling billionaires

06.03.2026 18:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know this is terrible news, but this is the first thing I thought of when I read this due to how it’s written.

06.03.2026 18:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Shouldn’t he say bad bye instead of good bye”

Elaine Benes

06.03.2026 18:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If Dougie wants to come to back to the PL, Parish better make him say no to us first.

06.03.2026 18:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s their perfect candidate

06.03.2026 17:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They start playing in the new park next month. He’ll likely leave after the season is over.

06.03.2026 17:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s probably buying his new ICE gear on Temu as we speak

06.03.2026 17:08 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m sure he’s looking forward to his new job at whatever that stupid made up thing Trump said Gnome was going to be in charge of.

06.03.2026 16:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Certainly seems so

06.03.2026 15:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You all keep asking Congress to do something, despite years of overwhelming evidence they are more afraid of Trump than they are of you and/or they fully support what he’s doing. Get some new material.

06.03.2026 15:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Perfect guy to navigate that buzzsaw of a league. Here’s hoping he tells them no thanks 🤣

06.03.2026 14:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I haven’t had a moment of peace in the bathroom for 17 years due to my dogs.

06.03.2026 14:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Conor Gallagher’s best season of football was under Patrick Vieira. That’s wild 🤣

06.03.2026 13:44 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Replacing Noem with this asshat is like.
Shittin your pants and changing your shirt .

05.03.2026 21:54 👍 22 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 1

The people running the United States couldn’t pass a background check to work at Applebees.

06.03.2026 12:32 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We don’t come back. This country is finished.

06.03.2026 12:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’ll be 100 times worse.

06.03.2026 01:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0