Godspeed
27.06.2025 22:49
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The Onion Is Sold by G/O Media
The satirical news website was bought by a new firm in Chicago that took inspiration for its name, Global Tetrahedron, from a book written by The Onionβs staff.
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. Iβll be the CEO.
Weβre keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and will share the wealth with staff. Basically, weβre going to let them do whatever they want.
Get excited.
25.04.2024 23:03
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25.04.2024 23:26
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Really weird GOP response! Eerie aesthetic, incomprehensible way of speaking, on the verge of tears interrupted by random smiling while she's angry. Extremely similar vibes to someone confessing to Mariska Hargitay at the end of Law And Order: SVU. Recommend watching it!
08.03.2024 04:00
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@kenklippenstein.bsky.social free Ken
09.01.2024 14:50
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Happy new year
05.01.2024 05:03
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Hallowphobic
16.10.2023 01:47
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how were the residuals for the Ozempic choir
16.07.2023 00:34
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eat shit
02.07.2023 17:37
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My conspiracy theory that Spotify shuffle boosts songs with lower royalties
02.07.2023 06:50
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Same
02.07.2023 06:47
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heartbroken
01.07.2023 22:11
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Twitter withdrawal symptoms
01.07.2023 21:34
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welcome back to heaven
01.07.2023 20:52
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Let me read for fat computer guy at desk or something
18.06.2023 21:39
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You can barter adrenochrome for verification here
12.06.2023 05:37
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11.06.2023 21:21
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@brettmorrison.bsky.social skeet skeet
11.06.2023 21:19
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@milesklee.bsky.social what's your new Twitter @
04.06.2023 19:13
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Voting yes
18.05.2023 05:33
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Happy birthday
13.05.2023 21:45
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Otter Scissorhands made me cry
05.05.2023 20:41
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Scab
04.05.2023 06:23
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average Columbia graduate
02.05.2023 17:50
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Yonemoto is great
29.04.2023 19:48
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π©
28.04.2023 22:09
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Hey Tom
28.04.2023 17:38
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BASED
27.04.2023 22:39
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FINISH HIM
27.04.2023 22:33
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