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hi im maia a.k.a. bones welcome to my zone i am over 30 and very tired she/her

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clunt

07.03.2026 02:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gf: there is a solution to this
me: no there isnt

07.03.2026 01:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

both the people who never use alt text and the people who reskeet images without alt text play an important role in our ecosystem (forcing me to know the absolute worst of what is happening in the world at every moment of the day and night despite my best efforts to relax for five fucking minutes)

07.03.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Specs Pests?

07.03.2026 00:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd also like to nominate "SPECS OFFENDERS". Thank you, I yield my time.

07.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 560 ๐Ÿ” 139 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

TMBG Heardle #1438
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Minute Cryptic - 7 March, 2026
"No hiding from dinosaur rampaging halfway across the globe?" (6)
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๐Ÿ† 0 hints โ€“ 1 under the community par (17,188 solvers so far).

07.03.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its a good song. so number go up always

06.03.2026 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

autoimmune disorder that makes you really slippery. gloopus

06.03.2026 21:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trying to invest in agriculture but accidentally buying stock in the band wheatus instead

06.03.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey listen buddy. you dont get it. we CANT stop the child porn generating evil computers that keep convincing people to kill themselves.

the economy revolves around these virtual revenge porn djinn now. you want to crash the economy?? umm did you not realize that'd be bad for working ppl? classist

06.03.2026 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 100 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

naturally!!

06.03.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my own hands but with slightly stronger nails

06.03.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

snack time. most likes wins

06.03.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A SKELETEIN AT THERE COMPUTER AND THERE SAYEN "I AM NOT OUT OF ARTITLES, YOU ARE A WEB SITE, YOU MAY NOT DEFY A HUMAN BEING IN THIS WAY " , REMEBER WHEN THE POINT OF GOING ON HERE USE TO BE READING STUFF, NOW THEY WONT LET YOU READ IT, AND THEY POP UP AND SAY "WE SEE YOUR ENJOYING THE NEWSPAPER" WELL IM NOT BECAUSE I CANT READ IT DUMMASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELETEIN AT THERE COMPUTER AND THERE SAYEN "I AM NOT OUT OF ARTITLES, YOU ARE A WEB SITE, YOU MAY NOT DEFY A HUMAN BEING IN THIS WAY " , REMEBER WHEN THE POINT OF GOING ON HERE USE TO BE READING STUFF, NOW THEY WONT LET YOU READ IT, AND THEY POP UP AND SAY "WE SEE YOUR ENJOYING THE NEWSPAPER" WELL IM NOT BECAUSE I CANT READ IT DUMMASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NO!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

06.03.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 414 ๐Ÿ” 76 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

every day this summer i will be chewing on a bar of soap as a seaside leasure activity

06.03.2026 20:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shes not opposed its just finding time to do it

06.03.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i keep suggesting my gf watch midnight mass with me at some point. she's not huge on horror (she likes parts of it in principle but struggles with some of the subject matter/presentation) and imo it's the least scary of the flanagans. snd yea hamish linklater is sooooo good in it

06.03.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nice to see the dairy cueen port for dessert too

06.03.2026 19:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Asking the Pluribus to tell me all of George Lucasโ€™ thoughts about Yaddle.

05.03.2026 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

making them promise never to let me in a room with this man because i would do a crime to him when he admits to my face that the statue foot from lost was nothing

06.03.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this and hud set to on bc not being able to see runes & loadout at all times is a special kind of hell to me

06.03.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

which tbc is not ideal either. sometimes blocks stats. im a "shrink the gameplay inside an overlay" kinda girlie personally

06.03.2026 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

middle earth madison avenue giving hobbits brainworms by advertising foot razors

06.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

genuinely drives me insane. correct corner to block is top right

06.03.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

> souls streamers who cover the number of souls with their camera feed

06.03.2026 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the bluesky experience:

06.03.2026 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 840 ๐Ÿ” 221 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

the way he never misses lmao

06.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this sounds like something someone would say if they fucked it up once before ๐Ÿ™ƒ

06.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i eould kill for a salt & pepper tofu from this one specific takeaway near the place i just moved away from. alas, i just moved away from it ๐Ÿ˜ญ

06.03.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have this but instead it just releases cortisol until i stop

06.03.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0