cool squirtle 🕶️

i just time traveled

Aww Janet :(

I forgot how dramatic this show is 💀

Ready to dive in forreal now tho!

I started season 3 of School Spirits and quickly realized I have no idea what's going on. Time to rewatch the season 2 finale...

him talking about his siblings is very sweet tbh

Wanna see it again?

I have witnessed overtakes

There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.

I mean beyond all of the loathsome obvious shit about allllll of this, the director of the fucking INSIDE fucking OUT movies saying “We’re making a movie, not hundreds of millions of dollars of therapy" is a level of self-unawareness I can only marvel at

Dogs are losing SEVEN HOURS tonight!

i'm definitely intrigued. i can't tell how i feel about the dialogue yet though... it was so awkward, which made it funny, but it was hard to tell how intentional it was?

post: "controversial and definitely unpopular opinion, but every time i saw her making this potato salad on feeds, i wanted to eat it and would've done so without complaints!" quoted post: a picture from big brother 25's felicia mixing potato salad with her hands; caption: Me in a couple of months cheffing up hit bleets about bb28 post: "the amount of finger licking & then touching everything in the kitchen is obscene. #LCDLF6" picture in post: a screenshot of the kitchen from the la casa de los famosos live feeds

these posts back to back 🤢 😭

Rob’s analysis of the Rick/Joe beef and the Christian/Joe hammock talk is perfect and I love how he was able to bring in Rick’s feelings of betrayal on EoE and how he’s now become the person he didn’t want to be in that season and how Joe’s mistrust of “allies” make them more alike #survivor50 #rhap

Yeah it wasn't for me either. I kept finding myself rewinding to try and understand the corpo jargon and it just became tedious for me since I also didn't find any of the characters likeable or rootable to make all that worth it.

FWIW, I've heard season 3 is when it gets REALLY good, but eh lol 🤷‍♂️

I was hit by the "cares about health" bit 💀

thank you though 💀

miss gorgeous

every time i do a marijuana i remember why i do so much of the marijuanas

as someone who also has the handwriting of a child, i feel so seen 😌

Remove "slamming" from journalists' vocabularies!!

BOGO burritos at Chipotle on the 13th if you show your tats

relatable

I have still yet to see it as white and gold 🧍‍♂️

People who LIKE ballet and opera aren't even going, like what are we doing here 😭

update: Team USA has scored nine consecutive goals since this post

update: scored a 10th while I was writing this post

Only way out of this debacle is Timothée Chalamet remaking Black Swan

*meowing intensifies*

the Timothee ballet/opera thing is just instance #1837643 of “you aren’t actually mad about that, you just want to yell at someone online”

All these supposed fans of ballet and opera...

I'm sure that means that ballet companies and opera houses aren't struggling to attract and retain an audience, right?

...right?

Sam Denby, Amy Muller, Ben Doyle, and Adam Chase pose in a misty park.

the one and only Amy Muller returns