kata ΘΔ ✨🐱🌊🐶

recent tattoos!! 💙

shut upppppp

WHAT. FOR REAL?!

Advertisement for a fictional Estrogen Single-Use autoinjector created by the company NuCaloric from Marathon. Large text reads "Called a boy. Isn't. 201." Smaller text below reads "nu" "GOLD RUSH SERIAL NO. 20210201 出力 CYBERSECURITY 10-V0839 EXPLORATION / DEVELOPMENT" Between the text is a large pink autoinjector.

can anyone tell me why i spent 4 hours creating a fake NuCal ad for an estrogen autoinjector

Sonic Mania implies there is Sonic Depression

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

foaming at the fucking mouth holy shit

you know my old head ass wants to know why there’s a damn s’pht compiler on the ship a full century after durandal’s stupid ass fled the system and i really wish i did not care about that shit but regrettably bungie simply said “what if we wrote another mid sci-fi novella” and my dumb ass said “bet”

maybe any extraction shooter would have done this to me? i wouldn’t know, marathon is the only one i’ve played. it’s also the most aesthetically interesting game in the damn genre, it has real ass voice acting in it unlike arc raiders, and fuckin! there’s a s’pht compiler on the fucking ship!!!

you will die, you will be forgotten, but every now and then you’ll get a clutch double kill before escaping with someone else’s gun and it’ll feel like the coolest shit ever until you promptly lose it the next round and god damn it i get it now

thanksgiving 2001 i played halo in my cousin’s basement and i immediately went home and got fall of reach at the local library and regrettably that changed my brain chemistry literally forever

bungie can do whatever it wants and i’ll be there to play it. i guess.

MARATHON REVIEW: it’s not just the gunplay this game is just absolutely gripping. claws are in me like crazy. i keep having these moments of “yeah ok this is the destiny team” and it’s getting my ass. fuck’s sake. they can’t keep getting away with this.

god damn it bungie got me again

this makes me so fucking sad. chikn nuggit brings me so much joy and i was so excited to learn what was next in his journey with onyn ring. this sucks.

Marathon logo font that reads "START CROSS SEX HORMONES NOW RECLAIM YOUR BODY ABSOLUTION CAN BE YOURS, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TAKE IT"

Hug me until I smell like you
#ferret

Pokémon have yet to give me a horse starter so I decided to take matters into my own hands 😤 (hooves????)

#pokemon #fakemon

chef boyardee would be a great cat name

yup!!! i wish it had more music generally but i liked it a lot!!

same!!! amplitude and frequency are two of my favorite games!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOO

ooohhh andi’s a surprise!!! :3

me please me next

Classics Of Game 134

ow fuck my stomach

“Takedowns to defunct social media platform corroborated in persona communications with jae kaplan and Misty De Méo, January 28, 2026.

LRT wife spotted

A still image from the game Cookie's Bustle. In the bottom, Cookie, a bear, is talking to a character in a blue dress. There's a fountain and fancy architecture in the background. Over the image is the phrase "Cookie Fried" in the Dark Souls font.

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amity blight being a baddie as usual

her