Vermont the Seagull

I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking.

I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process

It looks like the wild joltik are attracted to the largest power source in the vicinity~ I wonder how much longer until Casey notices these horny bugs…

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

Only the thickest for every citizen of the now destroyed town!

Dumbass, placing your house in prime macro cock thrusting areas… it’s just begging to be destroyed!

My seagull sona at a huge, macro size, thrusting his cock along multiple city streets and gooned out of his mind.

Welp, he’s huge and gooning. Guess the cities toast. 🤷‍♂️

🎨: @maxpany.hyper.wang

#furry #macromarch #art

might as well upload the trailer on the steam page here. store.steampowered.com/app/4346650/...

Tom nook looks a little different guys.. …

(Pic for @bigtimekudo.bsky.social!)

Huge pervy old dude flirts with u what do u do…

We got it solved now, but yeah, it was the plumbing of the vacant unit next to us. Toilets pipes acting up or something.

somebody help me, there's a rhythmic, constant tapping in my apartment wall and I genuinely have no idea why. I can't sleep cause of this 🫩

hey look a fun history lesson!

Wassup

You better wake the fuck up now. If we don't make their lives ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MISERABLE, we're going be the ones who get shafted. And HARD.

You best believe that everything about the Internet we know is going to die and everything we know and love with it.

I've made my calls today. You need to.

I know you go crazy for some butt action bro <3 dig in to your hearts content~

Hey man, I just want ya to know I’m so pumped to see you again. I hope ya had a blast doing that all the same!

You would.

mmmmm brian cell 🤤 (it’s what all of my brain is used for nowadays, I just love him so much heheheehhehehe)

Fuck. I might need to doodle this one at some point cause I can see it so clearly 🥵🥴

Saved from living a life as a cock, CHOOSES to live life as a cock. Based as shit.

So glad you got that one; I can already picture the family you create with him 🥰

HELL YEAH BRO, start lickin away at that cake hahah

A heroes death

Hope you’re ready to be gagged and milked for whatever years ya got left, mate

Always love seein handsome hunks like you bend your will to my Brian 😘 absolutely adorable

He’ll take reeeeaaaaal good care of you, promise~ just let your mind slip away and relaaaaax…

Eyyyyy, get ready to have your beautiful hole stretched for all eternity!! 🥰 (and whatever else he desires of you 😈)

google knew I was pleading for this one.

Roll to see what Bri does to you…

D1 - hypnotized into submission
D2 - become his pit slave
D3 - worship his ass
D4 - clothing tf of your choice
D5 - CTF’s you for extra length
D6 - permanent bound up service top
D7 - become a second copy of him
D8 - get anal vored
D9 - breed him
D10 - ur choice

Aka a shit ton of people cancelled their Nitro's (imagine paying for discord lmao) and it tanked their perceived value right before IPO

If you cancelled your Nitro, proud of you, don't resubscribe. If you still have Nitro (why?), still cancel it.