Sand in Your Burger

THE MEGA POWERS EXPLODE

why's it called green yuri?

*looks it up*

damn! that IS green yuri!

“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

imp fella #SquishHugArt

Fat tail never EVER fail

THE ZEIT ZEIGER (2026-03-10)

mario with his arms crossed saying "Tank you-a so much for buying-a my product!"

happy mario day

Finland is an amazing place.

Are people making Mario-sonas?

“The movie started, but the intro was in reverse. I said "Huh?" but then the actual thing started.

Yoshi was laying across railroad tracks, and was waiting for the crossing bell to start.

Mario: Yoshi, you don't have to do this.

Yoshi: Yes I do! Ever since Luigi died I was in great agony!”

Happy #mar10 day!! Lady Bow be upon ye.... :3

No idea what to do with this guy but I like em:)

i think d tbh

single mom rosa and her luma as GAMERS

rosettalina

i hate when my ass itches. like fuuuck. cartoon ass place to have itch. no pun intended

just a bashful lil dolly

awa! awawa falls over

conversations with dolls

Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with cyan eyes and black hair, stands with a twisty, flowy pose as he looks over at the viewer with sheepish but friendly smile. Brooke hangs his fedora on his index finger, wielding his magnifying glass with his other hand. He has a purple sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail and curly side-bangs. A single loose curl hangs off his forehead. He has red, circular earrings, and glasses. His belt is loose, and hangs off to his side. All in all, an extremely barbie-looking guy. The inside of his coat is colored the same cyan as his eyes. Did I mention his eyes are solid cyan with black pupils? Aw man there's a lot to describe, honestly. He's got eyelashes, a white muzzle, and a pink undertone. black and red lipstick. i think that's it. help me Descriptive text around Brooke reads: BRooke! [[A logo with letters made of round, playful lines, with the "oo" having dots in them to represent eyes, looking up cutely to the top right]] -Typing software mascot -Detective Guy -Stoat -He Deals with Horrors* -Part-time Dress-Up Doll -Sometimes tall -Sometimes Small [[He's doodled near a minimally drawn human. A smaller Brooke stands cutely in the human's hand, while a Brooke significantly taller than the human stands next to them, posing with his hand on his hip.]] *He gets into Silent Hill-ass mysteries every tuesday -Default Mascot design for Marketability [[There's a cute, bean-shaped, "scrimblo bimblo" version of Brooke in the bottom right. He's got the proportions of a Kirby animal like Rick, but floating hands, like Susie. From Kirby, not the lizard. Brooke gestures with one hand towards himself and another outward, like he's explaining some infographic off-screen. his eyes are drawn one with his glasses, large expressive rectangles.]]

Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with black hair, glasses, and red earrings, stands in front of a standing-desk, looking directly at a flat-screen computer monitor. His white-gloved hands hover over the keyboard, ready for typing. He explains with a slight smile [[interjecting whispered dialogue into his speech bubble as minimized text]], "A proper standing desk should allow you to keep your arms bent at a 90-degree angle while maintaining easy access with the keyboard, and a straight yet comfortable posture. [[do you think i'm pretty]] Then, just adjust the monitor to a height that is directly parallel with your eyeline. Back in my day, CRTs made these kinds of desks hard to come by, haha. I'm a bit rusty with new technology. [[Having long fingers is also. new to me]]" A distinctly sillier, yet-to-be-yassified version of Brooke is doodled in the bottom right. Here he's more of a bean-shaped stoat mascot with floating gloved hands. An arrow points to him, saying, "(Circa 1989)"

Brooke stands idly with a vacant expression on his crudely drawn face. He has a black sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail. Text above him reads, "-Inspired by Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing -and Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego" There's a smaller headshot of him wearing a purple fedora that matches his coat. "HAT" is written, with an arrow pointing at it. Brooke's face is doodled in more flattering detail in the top right, somehow even lower detail in the middle right, and in the bottom right, Brooke is depicted as a computer. Like, a computer with just his face on the monitor. Someone off-screen asks him, "Brooke show me fortnite milfs" Brooke replies, with an unimpressed yet pitying smile, "Hi. I'm the Brooke. You're not getting that"

This is Brooke! Look at He

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Genuinely losing my mind over this.

Epic Games employs more PR people, community managers, and market analysts than I've had hot dinners. How does this line not only make it into an official statement, but is literally the first sentence.

Niko plush in front of a diner called the pancake shop (it was closed 😔)

Little Menaces - Devil Callie
OOAK handmade art doll
#artdoll

i found a very object tf coded shot glass at hmart

CW: body dysmorphia, derealisation, mention of eating disorder and self harm

Ain’t got nobody #brainbunnies

you would think there would be a limit to the amount of generic woman daz3D model porno games but apparently not!

People generally say this when they see Yoshi.

super mario wonder