Lapis.liya

i don’t know if you are taking too many or not enough chemicals, but imma need you to find your balance

[serious, poetry reading voice]
good gracious
ass is bodacious

I know this isn't the time for jokes, but also it is precisely the time for jokes

Naw man, that's a public service.

Saturday is Capri Sun Target Practice. With crossbows.

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I love saguaro cactus because they make it look like the desert is flipping you off as you drive through it

Not the way I've ever had it

Try German potato salad

He didn't do shit and you can't prove otherwise.

The aftermath:

Also all that shit on the ground in front of him was summarily thrown down.

I present to you:

Bird Steals Naan

Every food has someone who claims it's better crispy. There's a guy out there trying to make soup crispy I guarantee it

not now babe i’m filling the bathtub with wrasslin’ jello

A bearded dragon sitting on a large tan rock, with a knit pink, green, and white circle resting on his head like a sun hat.

Super Craig wanted everyone to see his new hat.

#herps

we should play musical church pews and last one standing goes to hell

If the world goes dark I'm gonna go back to shitposting using cryptic rock formations.

They grow up so fast

aughts revival getting way out of hand

I sold my soul but the economy got so weird the devil gave it back.

You’re telling me an apple smoked this sausage?

i see we’re going to the same place. would you like to share a hand basket?

Iran? You haven’t even finished Venezuela.

How can you have any Iran if you don’t finish your Venezuela!

If you haven't listened to the whole album in one sitting, you need to. The First Church of Appliantology is always looking for new members.

You can jam in Joe's garage.

An all-time classic. Love this album

mike tyson's full name is mike thank you son

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