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@johnlytham

#FBPE Infected by the Remainer Mind Virus. PR please. Member of the “Guardian-reading , tofu-eating, wokerati”. Inveterate anti-fracker Increasingly vegetarian. EV driver. Solar panel owner. Weta trimaran sailor. Lake District lover.

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The Iran war should be a lesson for Keir Starmer's Government. If you take a clear line on an issue where the public agree with you then it's your opponents who end up having to back down, not you

10.03.2026 12:51 👍 1508 🔁 403 💬 81 📌 17

Very good question that!

10.03.2026 16:25 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imagine my surprise! He can't lie straight in a flat bed

10.03.2026 16:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Farage continues to insist black is white, particularly when it's written in black and white on his party's social media.
The rest of us just insist he's a lying toerag.

10.03.2026 16:01 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

The Hinkley C UK nuclear reactor will produce 3.2GW, it will cost £50bn.

For that the UK could have built 40GW of Wind Turbines in 1/5th of the time.

Which would even on the least windy days of the year produce TWICE as much electricity.

Nuclear is an unnecessary RIPOFF.

10.03.2026 15:22 👍 279 🔁 130 💬 20 📌 5
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These dodgy car washes are getting beyond a joke !

10.03.2026 14:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Preposterous posing by the Frog Faced Fuhrer

09.03.2026 18:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Farage wonders what he’s going to say, having bigged up flying 4,500 miles out to Mar-A-Lago for “diner with Trump” to discuss the Chagos Islands with his “friend”

But Trump does a no show, instead staying somewhere else, totally ignoring Farage 🤭🤣🤣😂

#NigelNoMates 🤭

09.03.2026 09:42 👍 105 🔁 40 💬 12 📌 4
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09.03.2026 15:54 👍 9 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1
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Wokestergraph. It's the end of days lads. They'll be offering tips on vegan cooking next.

09.03.2026 13:38 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 1
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Reform UK accused of flip-flopping over Iran war stance Reform's position on the war has been called "an almighty mess"

Reform doesn't appear to have agreed its policy on whether the UK should get involved in the US-Israeli war on Iran

leftfootforward.org/2026/03/refo...

09.03.2026 13:38 👍 14 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 1

"Sunlight travels 93 million miles to reach the earth. None of them through the Strait of Hormuz."

—Bill McKibben

08.03.2026 22:49 👍 454 🔁 159 💬 0 📌 5
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The impact of Brexit on immigration to the UK A new analysis finds that Brexit raised the number of foreign-born workers in the UK by about 200,000, but resulted in a more dramatic shift in the countries of origin.

The impact of Brexit on UK immigration - new research by @johnspringford.bsky.social & me for @centreeuropeanref.bsky.social & @ukandeu.bsky.social

Brexit

a) reduced EU-origin employees by 785K (2.3% of workforce)
b) increased non-EU origin employees by 992K (2.95%)

www.cer.eu/insights/imp...

09.03.2026 07:29 👍 483 🔁 251 💬 36 📌 33
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How lessons from Iraq are shaping Starmer’s Iran response Operation Epic Fury is a US military operation. It will not be possible for the UK to exert any significant influence in planning.

This is superlative.
theconversation.com/how-lessons-...

08.03.2026 09:56 👍 663 🔁 182 💬 51 📌 16

Did Robert Jenrick do some sort of monkey paw thing where he loses a kilo everytime he says something awful?

08.03.2026 09:51 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

Just his way of bashing Net Zero on behalf of his oil and gas mates. He’s an opportunistic little shit isn’t he?

08.03.2026 10:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As I watched him, for some reason, the words “opportunistic little shit” sprang to mind

08.03.2026 09:53 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I thought the best person to talk to Laura Kuenssberg about the important moral and ethical issues of the day would be Robert Jenrick, the man who overruled a planning decision to save a billionaire pornographer £45m in exchange for a £12,000 donation.

08.03.2026 09:00 👍 490 🔁 131 💬 13 📌 1

When I lived in France I used to buy books from a publisher aptly named “Le Livre de Poche”

08.03.2026 08:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imagine how it makes us feel 😡🤬😤😖😠👿😾

07.03.2026 10:50 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Oh! Like Ukraine eh? FFS

05.03.2026 22:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You should have seen the musical episode of 2 pints of lager. Knob cheese 😁😁😁

04.03.2026 23:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hesgeth is an idiot - he just claimed the sinking an Iranian vessel was the first sinking of a ship by torpedo since WW II - General Belgrano anyone?

04.03.2026 13:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hesgeth is an idiot - he just claimed the sinking an Iranian vessel was the first sinking of a ship by torpedo since WW II - General Belgrano anyone?

04.03.2026 13:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well they are probably the same people

04.03.2026 12:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Still waiting for the answer Nige.

03.03.2026 05:07 👍 93 🔁 29 💬 0 📌 0
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Not only *did* they start this war, they have no idea how to finish it.

02.03.2026 17:04 👍 10667 🔁 2784 💬 894 📌 207

So I’m just waiting for Reform to start telling us that the Qatar situation means we should start fracking (of course they’ll keep quiet about the fact that it would take 10 years and thousands of sites to make anything happen)

02.03.2026 13:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Crybabies Farage doesn’t know how to lose...

Reform are a bunch of crybabies who need to accept that democracy involves losing quite often.

Their petty whinging is surely intensely off-putting to potential voters

02.03.2026 13:40 👍 121 🔁 25 💬 10 📌 1