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@hurmly

I draw nerdy things for nerdy people. I love cats. I hate fascists. Fuck AI art/NFT/crytpo Commission info: http://www.hurmly.com Contact: hurmly.art@gmail.com

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This post made realize that circlebate is a better term than circle jerk

14.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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14.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to enjoy my 40F in Central IL

13.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

EEEEW.

it's *march*

13.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Vikings Attempt To Replicate Sam Darnold Experiment By Signing Shorter, Moodier Sam Darnold | Defector After a courtship that took longer to consummate than a Victorian marriage, Kyler Murray has signed a deal with the Minnesota Vikings. The Vikes are on the hook for a single season at the league minim...

Once again the Minnesota Vikings will try to win a Super Bowl with someone else’s quarterback. Tenth time’s the charm!
defector.com/vikings-sam-...

13.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1

🚨 we have 3 hours left of the bundle 🚨

13.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

awwww yeah!

13.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They've not only let the mask slip, they've thrown the mask away entirely.

13.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Too many people, including some news media, let the truth be trampled upon without thought for what is happening to us and our nation.

12.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 16590 πŸ” 5421 πŸ’¬ 875 πŸ“Œ 310
screenshot of three consecutive posts on Bluesky:

Greg Pak
thunder in brooklyn

Susan Rinkunas
thunder so loud in brooklyn that my cat just scurried so fast across the wood floor it sounded like tap shoes

CHOAM: Spaceknight 
people are so mad Zohran Mamdani's wife is hot

screenshot of three consecutive posts on Bluesky: Greg Pak thunder in brooklyn Susan Rinkunas thunder so loud in brooklyn that my cat just scurried so fast across the wood floor it sounded like tap shoes CHOAM: Spaceknight people are so mad Zohran Mamdani's wife is hot

Look the feed made a poem

12.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 2893 πŸ” 432 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 8

My precious boy!

13.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 353 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Coming this Summer:

Deven Rue - An Orchestra of Belches

(sponsored by Barq's root beer)

Fuck entitled jackasses like that!

13.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In 1999, my rent was $700. The same apartment now is $2800.

In 1999, my health insurance was $300. Now it's $1400.

My wages? Lower now than then.

Please stop telling me how things have been improved.

12.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
Foster kittens Fenrir, Freya, and Frigg looking up at you, so tiny

Foster kittens Fenrir, Freya, and Frigg looking up at you, so tiny

May I offer you a trio of little baby faces in these trying times?

12.03.2026 12:18 πŸ‘ 2315 πŸ” 610 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 7
11.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 1723 πŸ” 912 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

whoa, whoa, spoilers!

12.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wealth inequality in America just hit its widest gap in more than 3 decades Nearly one-third of U.S. household wealth was held by the top 1% in the third quarter of 2025.

I am watching people whine about the millionaire’s tax in Seattle on LinkedIn. It is 9.9% on earnings in excess of $1M. So if you made $1.2M next year, you would pay approx $20k to support Seattle infrastructure. People are saying eg Schultz fleeing will leave Seattle in ruins. So just leaving this:

12.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 204 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.

Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.

The 25th is never happening.

12.03.2026 11:27 πŸ‘ 35368 πŸ” 8392 πŸ’¬ 1372 πŸ“Œ 519

I see we have moved on to β€œthe energy crisis is good, actually”

12.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 418 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 2
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*taps sign* fuck you, subscribestar.

#nsfw #subscribestar #nsfwart #nsfwartist #rule34 #hentai #porn

11.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 249 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Something from imagination 🌷

#art #oc

12.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 687 πŸ” 133 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the third government shutdown since Trump took office.

TSA agents are unpaid, some sleeping in their cars, while his war is torching about $1 billion a day.
ICE detention is still draining around $10 million a day to run centers where people are disappearing into a broken system.

12.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 1088 πŸ” 556 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 46
Digital gouache painting Constable Earstripe from T.Kingfisherβ€˜s Saint of Steel Series. He is a gnole (essentially, badgerfolk), and is bipedal and clad in leather armour and carrying a spear.

Digital gouache painting Constable Earstripe from T.Kingfisherβ€˜s Saint of Steel Series. He is a gnole (essentially, badgerfolk), and is bipedal and clad in leather armour and carrying a spear.

Constable Earstripe. I’m currently reading the β€žSaint of Steelβ€œ series by T. Kingfisher. It has romance, hilarity, absurdity, horror, and badgerfolk, a.k.a. gnoles!
I’m also working on a gouache brushset for Procreate, which this was made with. =)

11.03.2026 09:29 πŸ‘ 842 πŸ” 182 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 5
A robot beaver

A robot beaver

A robot wizard pondering an orb

A robot wizard pondering an orb

A robot fox

A robot fox

A robot cow

A robot cow

Some #MarchofRobots pieces from this day in previous years

11.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

my body aches like crazy. Doesn't feel like I'm getting sick, though?

I just h u r t

11.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A friend found out that their YouTube account was compromised and some random accts had been added. Google won’t let them remove the accounts without them agreeing to accept responsibility for any financial transactions made on the other accts because they’re under a β€œfamily plan”. wtf.

11.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And obviously they don’t want to mark a checkbox saying they accept financial responsibility for people they don’t know using their account without permission! what the hell!!!!!

If anyone has dealt with this before and found a solution please tell me so I can let them know. Google sucks so bad

11.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Folks in Maine and Alaska: please call Collins and Murkowski to oppose the confirmation of Casey Means for Surgeon General. They are apparently still on the fence and MAHA is pushing them hard to vote in favor.

11.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 635 πŸ” 256 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 8

Jim Cramer suggests on CNBC that Trump could β€œbomb Tehran into the Stone Age” until Iran reopens the strait, citing U.S. bombings of North Vietnam in the 1970s. Carl Quintanilla points out to him that Hanoi won that war.

11.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 7982 πŸ” 1589 πŸ’¬ 284 πŸ“Œ 337