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Then they lied and said they weren't in Iranian waters at the time. And then after all the lies were exposed, the US settled a lawsuit with Iran and still, to this day, refuses to accept legal liability for it. They let the motherfucker responsible retire with honors.
Do people really just not remember that the American navy shot down a fully loaded 747 passenger jet? Then lied right after and said it was an F-14. Then lied and said it was in an attack pattern. Then lied and said it was descending. Then lied the on board tech misidentified it
People who refuse to believe the US bombed the school are wild, man. This isn't the first time the US military has killed hundreds of civilians in a single attack. It's not even the first time they've done it by misidentifying a target. Hell, it's not even the first time they've done it *in Iran*
If Obama had said these exact words about a fallen soldier, Fox News would have had to spend the next decade cleaning little fragments of Greta Van Susteren's skull off the studio set from the explosive aneurysm it would have caused.
Case in point: here is an article from February 25th about our union opening negotiations. With our union president saying we need significant wage increases to keep pace.
Magically, exactly one week later, every major publication is running with the "post office is flat broke" story from PMG.
... Or the US saying Iran Air 655 was an F-14.
Bro looks like he went to america for vacation and forgot to get a memento so he popped into the first store he saw at JFK's international terminal.
I know it's the "tan suit" of Trump grievances but lol that this dude didn't even take off his tourist trap souvenir store hat for five seconds
Clinton had a strong economy throughout and LBJ was a disaster in Vietnam.
Pre-watergate, Nixon was successful with regulation and trade, and he resigned quickly enough to not have the scandal put too much weight on his average. Ford tanked the moment he pardoned Nixon, and never recovered.
A little surprising, but also HW inflated his only term with hoo-rah war jingoism, whereas Reagan's full 8 year tenure had a couple of huge economic collapses weighing on his average.
Bill Maher is basically the world's oldest reddit atheist, who pipelined himself right past the christofascist domestic threat to deciding Muslims halfway across the world are somehow the bigger fish to fry.
Just this morning, as I was the next car approaching a light at a *railroad crossing* the light went yellow and the gate lights started flashing, so I just stopped, and the guy behind me didn't slow at all, swerved into the left turn lane to pass me, and blew through just as the gates came down
Our next contract negotiations started last week. The PMG always plants a story like this in the media so they can cry poor about why they can't give us a raise.
Don't need missile defense radars if you simply stop provoking countries into firing missiles at you bro
Wait this was really his last book? Lmao, dang man, mad respect for committing to the "honoring the day of rest" full time.
They weren't right about the best campaign strategy to defeat the worst major party presidential nominee in American history.
The key is to write as shitty as possible, that way none of them are darlings to begin with when the axe comes out.
This is still my favorite of this genre
We're not at war with Iran, we are simply engaging in forms of combat that we havent used since the last time we formally declared war 85 years ago.
Big "if you block me, that means I won" energy.
Honestly if you're not drawing borders, as long as you were, like, anywhere in here, youre fine. Even if not. Who cares.
These random dots in the middle of the ocean are clearly people who simply didn't give a shit and didn't know why they were being asked.
68% of democrats think they're committing a genocide. It wasn't even just the left. It was the party base's belief.
The single issue was genocide. For many people, it was specifically genocide of their families halfway around the world.
All Kamala had to do was say "genocide bad." It really, *really* was not a big ask.
If leftists are a big enough group to cost you an election, then they are big enough to listen to on your campaign trail, kiddo.
The Pitt says Fuck ICE
In like 10 years, the democratic primary will feature someone who voted "yea" on this against some progressive who voted "nay" and mainstream Dems will all tell us it's no big deal, we didn't know better at the time, and we gotta VBNMW to defeat Mike Lindell
There is absolutely no way that man is *not* an elite tier cook