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Chris Long

@clo.ng

Security @ OpenAI 日本語の生徒

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Good Will Hunting - Do You Know How Easy This Is for Me?
Good Will Hunting - Do You Know How Easy This Is for Me? YouTube video by Corey Wells

Me asking an AI model to count the number of R’s in strawberry:

youtu.be/mz1siP7pItc?...

02.06.2025 03:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Chris Long on LinkedIn: I'm hiring a lead role for the Threat Research team at Material. The role… I'm hiring a lead role for the Threat Research team at Material. The role is fully remote. Candidates must be based in the US. In this role, you will be…

I'm hiring a Lead Threat Researcher at @material_sec

If you're tired of casting a wide net of detections that never trigger in an enterprise environment, come solve the opposite problem where every net you cast is full of phish 🎣

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09.01.2025 18:15 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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File Access Monitoring with Osquery Protecting the security and privacy of our customers' data is our top priority at Material Security. We are constantly improving our ability to detect and respond to increasingly sophisticated threats...

I've always thought that having the ability to set "tripwires" on arbitrary files on an endpoint would be a huge defensive advantage. Today, that is now a reality for all users of osquery in macOS: material.security/blog/protect...

31.10.2023 16:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The correct way to own a Tesla

24.09.2023 00:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Burger good, fries bad, conclusion: mid

02.09.2023 21:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A Tesla shitbox

A Tesla shitbox

Faces in GoldenEye64 had more polygons than this

02.09.2023 20:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pushover: Simple Notifications for Android, iPhone, iPad, and Desktop Pushover makes it easy to get real-time notifications on your Android, iPhone, iPad, and Desktop (Android Wear and Apple Watch, too!)

I wasted a lot of money writing scripts that texted me using Twilio’s API and I just recently found out about pushover.net. I think it’s my favorite tool of 2023!

22.08.2023 18:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Something that I had to figure out myself a while back: the good natured comment meant to ironically/sarcastically show an example of a bad actor for comedic effect is almost never translated in a way that you want it to and is typically, at best, found annoying. True intentions don’t translate well

22.08.2023 16:43 👍 78 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
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GitHub - clong/unifi-cam-volume-alert: Easy to setup sound/noise alerts for Unifi and RTSP-enabled c... Easy to setup sound/noise alerts for Unifi and RTSP-enabled cameras - GitHub - clong/unifi-cam-volume-alert: Easy to setup sound/noise alerts for Unifi and RTSP-enabled cameras

I wrote a quick little utility today to setup noise/sound alerts for Unifi and RTSP enabled cameras. It's not fancy, but it works: https://github.com/clong/unifi-cam-volume-alert

30.07.2023 22:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Leveraging osquery to examine the XProtect Behavioral Service DB 久しぶりのブログです! Upon reading Mandiant’s “North Korea Leverages SaaS Provider in a Targeted Supply Chain Attack”, one of the artifacts that stood out to me was the usage of XPro...

I wrote up a quick blogpost about how to query the (new?) XProtect Behavior Services DB at scale using osquery: https://clo.ng/blog/osquery-xpdb/

27.07.2023 19:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of these days I'll write a blog post on the ridiculous Rube Goldberg machine I built to deal with the UDM's lack of span ports to achieve traffic monitoring with Zeek.

17.07.2023 05:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy shit, today I just learned you can hit ctrl+t while a cp command is running and it gives you the status 🤯

16.07.2023 21:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What are the terms of the bounty? That they're arrested and extradited to China or something?

06.07.2023 21:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.07.2023 13:44 👍 3344 🔁 767 💬 20 📌 12
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Had my world turned upside down when a sound I had assumed was an owl my entire life turned out to be a morning dove call.

That discovery led to another, which is that it’s a “mourning” dove.

05.07.2023 07:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seems like a step up from Anthrax

05.07.2023 06:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Installed NextDNS yesterday and just upgraded to a paid Pro account today. The interface is slick as hell, it supports all devices/OS's, and has every feature I want in DNS monitoring/management. Solid product.

03.07.2023 20:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m still kind of in disbelief that Apollo is gone now. Googled something, opened the Reddit link which opened in Apollo, and it’s just…dead.

Can’t believe 2023 wrecked so many online communities, and by 2023 I mean greedy narcissists

01.07.2023 21:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Being polite to AI is the modern day Pascal’s wager

07.06.2023 18:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This timeline is too weird for me to even question if this is real or not

17.05.2023 22:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

おじちゃんですね!お元気で

17.05.2023 00:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

可愛すぎます!犬は何歳ですか?

16.05.2023 23:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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おはよう!

16.05.2023 22:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Siri: ❌
ChatGPT: ❌
Alexa: ❌

It’s 1PM.

15.05.2023 19:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same. Last 2-3 years were nothing compared to this year 🤧

15.05.2023 14:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

her: what'd you get me for mother's day?

him; nothing, it's a fake man-made holiday

her: how's your crypto doing?

him: omg so good

14.05.2023 14:33 👍 91 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0
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It looks like the app chooses your language preferences based on languages used in your bio - pretty clever 💡

13.05.2023 23:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0