Why did someone get fired 😲

You got to get your carbs

How much dried mangos is ok for my three kids to eat in one day? (answer in pounds)

a woman with long blonde hair is smiling with her eyes closed . ALT: a woman with long blonde hair is smiling with her eyes closed .

I think @urbantruth.bsky.social should add me to their starter pack.

Autoerotic pedestrianization.

We should all be allowed to strike one Pixar movie from the record. My children can grow up in a Cars(2006) free world.

How do I get Pixar to edit Cars (2006) out of their catalog? How the hell am I supposed to explain the high cost of free parking to my children? Will Mr Disney Pixar care to explain killed by a traffic engineer to my kids? They can't read. They're three.

I got little tiny BUG FEET
I don't even know what BUGS EAT

This seems fine.

An amber glazed mug with a rhino beetle bas relief

The foot ring of the mug with amber glaze, a worm and the makers mark D G 25

Rhino beetle + worm.

#insectart #bugsky #pottery

lesserimppottery.etsy.com/listing/1768...

They're going to fuck the oil

At least there's a sign!!

Ours melted or i'd throw you a snowball

WE’LL BE LESS ACTIVIST IF YOU BE LESS SHIT

It feels so close yet so far.

What did Nystatin say to the bartender when he asked if she was having a good time?

I'm more of an anti fun gal.

(My cell culture has contamination)

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

Everyone thinks 2016 "wasn't THAT long ago." And if you tell them it was a decade ago they get sad.

You have to clean out your cold room every now and then to get rid of your old freeze dried grasshopper and grasshopper concentrates.

more of you need to put respect on donald shoup

It’s like I did a madlibs in my journal that came true!!!

😭😭😭

"Female rage threatens and disrupts the system. Male rage is the system." -Jenny Alisha

broke: shrimps is bugs
bespoke: bees is shrimps

So shiny

I'm going to get the 8yo a whittling kit because it seems safer than his current favorite hobby: hitting large rocks with hammers.

talk long enough to a normie and you realize there is no such thing. inside every normie is an abnormie. and they are positively vibrating with the urge to tell someone about the misshapen puddle they saw that looked exactly like carmen sandiego

I see it as a trolley opportunity

I looks like I’m going to get the pedophile war criminal ending, can I load an earlier save?