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Ben Kershner

@synchroni.city

Salish sailor, Cascadian skier, software engineer.

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Echoes of GWOT.

05.06.2025 18:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally found the excuse I needed to get my wife and son to Whistler.

12.05.2025 03:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.05.2025 20:36 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How much money did DoD lose last year?

11.05.2025 04:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Image is from the film the blues Brothers. Jake and Elwood blues are sitting in their car. Jake is saying I hate Illinois nazis

Image is from the film the blues Brothers. Jake and Elwood blues are sitting in their car. Jake is saying I hate Illinois nazis

The Chicago Pope

08.05.2025 21:46 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Seattle rarely has thunderstorms (once or twice a year) but had one recently that was forecast to produce golfball-sized hail.

Local news warned and instructed how to protect your vehicle, so I rode home to find dozens of cars covered in blankets and cardboard.

07.05.2025 06:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mike Waltz Accidentally Reveals Obscure App the Government Is Using to Archive Signal Messages A photograph of Trump administration official Mike Waltz's phone shows him using an unofficial version of Signal designed to archive messages during a cabinet meeting.

New from 404 Media: Mike Waltz has inadvertently revealed the obscure app the government is using to archive Signal messages. Made by a company called TeleMessage. Use of the Signal clone raises questions about how messages being secured, what classification of info

www.404media.co/mike-waltz-a...

01.05.2025 21:27 πŸ‘ 1086 πŸ” 437 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 60

I don't know who needs to see this, as the saying goes, but platform engineering is not just "devops" or "infra" by another name.

Platform engineering is about bringing a product sensibility and design ethos to the infra-shaped technical problem space.

01.05.2025 01:49 πŸ‘ 170 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

30.04.2025 19:57 πŸ‘ 22800 πŸ” 5798 πŸ’¬ 170 πŸ“Œ 137

Let it be known that I was the first kid in Bellaire, MI to have the American Hi-Fi's debut album on CD.

30.04.2025 20:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is insane to me that one of the world's wealthiest people is a founder and CEO of one of the world's most valuable tech companies and also a graduate of this college of engineering who and they cannot find $250k.

30.04.2025 20:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Left of image is Sickos, your favourite window staring friend going "YES HA HA HA YES!"

Right of image is a French revolution era Sickos, Monsieur Pervers, saying "OUI, HON HON HON, OUI!"

Left of image is Sickos, your favourite window staring friend going "YES HA HA HA YES!" Right of image is a French revolution era Sickos, Monsieur Pervers, saying "OUI, HON HON HON, OUI!"

Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.

29.04.2025 06:49 πŸ‘ 16015 πŸ” 3261 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 92
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It’s nice to have my Seattle back.

29.04.2025 17:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
29.04.2025 04:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wade Grant won! Musqueam nation - hΙ™nΜ“qΜ“Ι™minΜ“Ι™mΜ“ speaker (a Salish dialect, the Native language most of Metro Vancouver). The first Coast Salish person in parliament, AFAIK.

29.04.2025 03:54 πŸ‘ 649 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 8

Our Millennial priest quoted Nirvana during Easter Mass.

20.04.2025 17:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

North Beach smells like a paper mill. But why.

20.04.2025 03:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got chastised by one of my peers for NOT wearing hoochie daddy shorts to the office today.

I like this team.

18.04.2025 18:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Dusk reflecting off of still water in a marina with sailboats.

Dusk reflecting off of still water in a marina with sailboats.

Don’t move to Seattle, it rains all the time.

18.04.2025 03:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s just called β€œMainer Keto”.

14.04.2025 15:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Randomly blocking people ensures that your feed is only lucky people, which in turns makes you luckier as well.

14.04.2025 02:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sometimes good times do make soft men, and those are anti-vaxxers

14.04.2025 01:24 πŸ‘ 168 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Two bites of burger, a few fries, and then about half of my wife’s milkshake.

A man who understands the value of balance in life.

12.04.2025 19:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fuck you, Pike Place Market PDA, for pushing out Virginia Inn, a historic place that is even older than you.

12.04.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

Took my two-year old son to Dick’s for the first time. My wife showed how to dip a french fry in her strawberry shake.

He took a bite, thought for a moment, and then with a big grin says β€œhappy BIRTHDAY!”

So that’s a memory I will have forever.

12.04.2025 18:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe country is run by people who think there’s a 1% difference between 2% and 3%.”

12.04.2025 14:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s been a second airline reservation system!?

12.04.2025 14:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Partner called diamonds and had the right, left, and king. We took a point and I actually won a trick.

12.04.2025 04:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A euchre hand of all off-suited tens and nines, the worst possible hand in euchre.

A euchre hand of all off-suited tens and nines, the worst possible hand in euchre.

Stressed about <gestures around>, let me pop open the euchre app to numb my brain for a few minutes. Tight.

12.04.2025 04:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0