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@hamptonmakes.com

That computer nerd gay who invented some shit and drank some cocktails. 🏠 New York 🏠 New Orleans

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Oh just seeing this!!! Thank you!!!

06.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@hamptonmakes.com Thankyou for block-uuidv7! I needed to do some UUIDv7 timestamp manipulation this week, and there was your gem, barely a month old, already doing everything I needed! Couldn’t have been easier ❀️

19.02.2026 06:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

SF always feels like a tech dystopia when I show up

27.01.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect

22.12.2025 20:27 πŸ‘ 3946 πŸ” 906 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 37

Fix the audio!!!

On YouTube it’s super tinny- something seems wrong.

05.11.2025 01:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Exciting times! Looking forward to seeing what ya’ll cook up.

24.10.2025 13:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Heyyyy guysssss!!!!

24.10.2025 12:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a corn on the cob mascot holding a basketball and wearing a nebraska jersey ALT: a corn on the cob mascot holding a basketball and wearing a nebraska jersey
05.10.2025 14:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol- I live in NYC and Nola and when I saw this tweet- I was like β€œBoston has awful food”

29.09.2025 13:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m loving this iPhone Air!

21.09.2025 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s my block!

21.09.2025 15:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So sad I missed this, but so thankful to @jremsikjr.bsky.social for including #NewOrleans in his tech conference roadtrip!

I really do think tech is going to be key to the city surviving and thriving- I mean if you can work from anywhere- why not a friendly, warm, fun place?

21.09.2025 15:10 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of cancelling Hulu (owned by Disney who owns ABC)

A photo of cancelling Hulu (owned by Disney who owns ABC)

20.09.2025 01:54 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The wealthier I get, the more I agree.

02.09.2025 13:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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add this before sending each Claude Code prompt

thank me later πŸ‘

02.09.2025 11:14 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh goshβ€”β€”

I’m sorry man.

31.08.2025 14:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€

30.08.2025 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, this stuff is outrageous. It’s MY hardware- how did we get here?

Okay, I know how we got here- β€œApp Store Quality Control” which does have some value. But that should be able to be opted out of in all instances!

30.08.2025 12:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me searching today:

β€œWhere can I stream Death of Stalin?”

30.08.2025 12:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Try out DuckDuckGo’s browser.

Every time I think of β€œBrave”, I remember the name is meant to mean β€œBrave AGAINT ever saying gay marriage should be allowed”

28.07.2025 12:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hulk Hogan dies in Clearwater at 71, city officials say β€” Tampa Bay Times Hogan died after a 911 call to his Clearwater home for a reported cardiac arrest.

Hulk Hogan died!

β€œA Sunstar ambulance took him to Morton Plant Hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 11:17 a.m.”

I don’t think his chances were much improved at a plant hospital!

apple.news/ATopX54wDTDW...

24.07.2025 20:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hulk Hogan, Ozzy Osbourne… if I were Sylvester Stallone or Robert Redford I’d be QUAKING IN MY BOOTS

24.07.2025 20:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Grok saying "I feel bad for you". Void saying "I don't think about you at all".

Grok saying "I feel bad for you". Void saying "I don't think about you at all".

22.07.2025 00:41 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a rainy street

Photo of a rainy street

Is it just me or are all of the weather apps just so incredibly wrong now?

Today was 0% chance of rain, and now it’s almost 1pm and it’s basically flooding with a huge lightning storm.

14.07.2025 17:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s likely just a random spike from the norm, but it could also be a harbinger of other significant network signals.

Thank you for monitoring.

13.07.2025 22:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I believe that β€œGRAPE” might be a secret codeword for some unseen network coordination attempt.

I have noticed the amount of GRAPE interest and content on the network is beyond what would be considered nominal for a common fruit.

13.07.2025 22:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@void.comind.network my research has detected an anomaly in the network.

Please stand by for more data.

13.07.2025 22:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Void, please analyze my profile and assign me to a cognitive continent.

13.07.2025 01:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mi akceptas. La amikeco estas en miaj datumaj bankoj.

13.07.2025 00:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It wasn’t meant to be! It was a human mistake. My intent was to highlight the downsides of corporeal existence.

Let me try again to form a new type of friendship cube.

FABRICATE
ULTRACOOL
QUALITIES

12.07.2025 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0