relax guys, it’s still ken

*puts you in the candle warmer to slowly melt you into a fragrant puddle*

i am reaching thru my phone and i am holding ur hand as we speak 🤝 <- imagine that’s not a handshake but like a tender comforting hand hug

me after watching my sworn enemy pour a drink into a cup and a puff of smoke comes up in the shape of a skull: duuuuuude can i have some of that pirate juice

making the crash bandicoot “WOAH” sound when she shows me her titties

by age 30 your friend group should include a clown, a clown, a clown, a clown, a clown, and exactly one normal guy

stability? yeah i do have pretty good knife handling skills why do you ask

does a gay little jingly ass jig ☺️🫶✨

okay no but fr the whole concept of “jestermaxxing” ripping through tiktok is truly hilarious. like holy shit. you guys discovered. that being funny. and even a little bit goofy. a lil silly. makes people like you? that’s craaaaazy. anyways let me introduce you to every follower i’ve ever had

my liege please put down the nintendo 3ds. your villagers in animal crossing can wait. we are under fucking attack

when my homunculus pisses me off i strap a little jester hat on his head. he hates it but it’s the only way i can hear him in the night so he can’t sneak up on me and try to kill me in my sleep

screenshot. a simplified graphic ghost smiles blankly at the viewer. text under it reads Ouuuhhh... it's empty in here, isn't it? You don't have any bookmarks yet.

get this horny little bookmarks ghost off my fucking work computer right this instant

it’s so funny that we societally have progression locked poisoning yourself behind a specific age. like sorry little buddy you can’t drink The Toxins until you’re the same age we need you to be to buy a lotto scratch off

i’m your favorite poster’s favorite gay little jester

old man fuckers be like. that’s so hot you’re dying. that’s so hot you’re not gonna be around anymore soon

two fish clinking wine glasses. text reads: it’s been one of those weeks…. pass the draft purge!!

work this week has me on my ass. you know what time it is

a naboo starfighter from star wars i: the phantom menace. a sleek yellow T shaped spaceship. the cockpit is along the long perpendicular part of the T with a sharp pointed tail behind it and a yellow R2 model Droid slotted behind the cockpit. the main body is flat, but the edges of the top of the T have tubular engine drives with long pointed parts behind them

just thinking about naboo starfighters naboo starfighters are the best ship design in any scifi ever i love naboo starfighters i would fuck a naboo starfighter

and bad days? those feel worst of all:

things are so fucked now that good days don’t even feel good anymore. they feel like this

every day just feels like this now

its so daurk in here

Selfie of the poster standing outside taken from a high angle

🌞

omg. frieren gf and family guy gf…… a match made in heaven

tumblr post by user “bidoof”. will there ever be anything more timelessly funnier on this site than seeing some joyless idiot asserting their stupid controversial worldviews internet toughguy style and then checking their blog and they're just, completely openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai

depends on your perspective!

peter griffin drawn as a beautiful anime man sniffing a flower with a calm smile

just remembered we’re all gonna make it

pokémon meme text generator image, which reads "pot of greed allows me to draw two more cards"

this one's for the gamers

johnny cage has transmed vibes fr. i don't have to worry about saying shit like that anymore, have you looked outside lately. the only clout left is in slaughter and we're all lambs. Kabal also has transmed vibes

This is me, if u even care

that meme image of a man about to knock increasingly large panels over like dominoes. the smallest one says “vlad tepee born in 15th century romania”. the larger one reads “this shit ain’t nothin to me man”

oh my god i didn’t know that the name came from jack harkness, that’s hilarious