relax guys, it’s still ken

DRAW AND QUARTER? i HARDLY KNOW ER

do i like trans porn? hell yea i do—i like it when a trans barista is porn me some more coffee

A selfie of me and Bex dressed up for a wrestling show

Da dykes

been a history lover since age 10 and still when someone says “the 19th century” i’m like “oh, the 1900s! :)” fucking maddening

every time i am forced to use the historical dating convention of “___th century” i get so astoundingly angry. why the fuck can’t i call the 1800s the 18th century. why the fuck can’t years 0-99CE be the fucking 0th century. why must we make life harder for ourselves in even the smallest of ways

THE LOW POLY RAT JAM IS OPEN itch.io/jam/low-poly... #ratjam
I WILL PLAY AND REVIEW EVERY GAME. GIVE ME YOUR RATS

Jabba the FUCK

im tugging on your post and
asking if youre my mommy

i gotta take this fucker down, there’s only one THECLWN round these parts!!

hall monitor ass robot !!

my S got squarshed

i’m fucking weeping

🫂 🤡

okay but “does this inspire mirth?” is such a beautiful kondo-esque mantra. adopting this into my worldview immediately

oh this does not inspire mirth

gonna get a passive aggressive team wide email reminding us all to utilize our meeting time wisely and to leave burgers out of the conversation entirely

literally SO fucking rude, first time i’ve ever chuckled in this meeting and AI went “erm 🤓 shouldn’t you cut the shit and talk about your KPIs already??”

very poor enrichment for a natural jester. this is why i am compelled to Post

screenshot. "What didn’t go well: The initial part of the meeting included a lengthy, off-topic discussion about tornadoes and the phrase "nothing burger," which consumed valuable time"

just to give you an idea of my utterly humorless employment situation, this AI meeting recap of some casual banter before a weekly group call is without exaggeration the funniest thing that's happened on the clock for over a year

a normal guy is just a clown egg that hasnt been painted yet

ehehehe chops ur so smoove!!

He replaced his throne with this, are we cooked jestie

SUCCESS

*puts you in the candle warmer to slowly melt you into a fragrant puddle*

i am reaching thru my phone and i am holding ur hand as we speak 🤝 <- imagine that’s not a handshake but like a tender comforting hand hug

me after watching my sworn enemy pour a drink into a cup and a puff of smoke comes up in the shape of a skull: duuuuuude can i have some of that pirate juice

making the crash bandicoot “WOAH” sound when she shows me her titties

by age 30 your friend group should include a clown, a clown, a clown, a clown, a clown, and exactly one normal guy

stability? yeah i do have pretty good knife handling skills why do you ask