KellyMild

How many hot flashes a day is normal during perimenopause BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THIS IS NOT A NORMAL AMOUNT!!

Gonna just start replying "that's a lie" to every conversation I overhear because nothing matters anymore.

nothing drains me faster than hearing 'let's go around the room and introduce ourselves

I AM NOT FUCKING LAZY.

I am burnt out, overstimulated, and have been carrying emotional loads for YEARS that no one’s ever helped me hold.. I’M TIRED.

You’re not sad, you just need to get your hair done.

I’d be so hot if I was hot

They say that intelligent people are the most apt to be depressed, so if you're feeling hopeless I got good news!

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I'm so glad I bought that journal, and washi tape, and fountain pen, and stickers all to throw in a drawer and never look at again.

i grew horns under the blood moon probably nbd

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

The most Christian like people I've ever met have never picked up a bible or been to church in their life.

I've missed you, I never see you on the 'other' app anymore. I never see a lot of accounts anymore, actually.

I always carry an extra salisbury steak in my back pocket for emergencies

Seeing all the faces of the people I loved on twitter over here, made me realize how fucked my algorithm is over there.

For some people memories are weapons of mass destruction.

unfollowing and refollowing everyone to keep it fresh in here

Exfoliating with the spiciest packet of ramen seasoning I could find.

Ah yes, the morally superior. Always choosing to be good because it pleases some man in the clouds. Weird.

No health, just mental.

I listened to Nickelback for you; please respond.

After the police had that talk with me, I learned that being a person of interest and an interesting person are two different things.

90% of the anger I have towards my son is caused by being jealous of his footie pajamas

I’ll rise, but I sure as shit ain’t gonna shine.

I'm happy for your positive life change it's just, well it's really shining a light on my failure to do the same

More like mental hellth amirite lol

Hate it when i pull out a winter coat and there's no money or drugs stashed in it

I really need everyone to get less stupid

𝘙𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺’𝘴 𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘺 is my favorite film about deviled eggs.