the version i'd do is where the detective, ninja, and warlord stuff is vaguely "there" but it plays up the disguise and acting part of the kit. explore the matches malone space. have a bunch of different outfits to really sell the urban legend thing. rarely get in fights. cancelled by issue 10
incredibly funny because this almost certainly isn't about what people think it's about (it's about the NIL summit i bet)
turns out the stakeholders have all agreed donald trump is the protagonist of history and gets to destroy the world, and if he decides that the world should die in nuclear hellfire because he can't stand the idea of it existing without him, i suppose there's bipartisan support for pushing the button
my theory is because he looks at iran and his heart breaks. "It shoulda been Cuba," he thinks
always love when there's an inset cut to the coach in the video package going "yeah that's my guy. how the fuck did he do that? i don't know either"
as a professional editor, failed novelist, and veteran of dozens of tabletop RPGs frankly i'm uniquely positioned to do a TV show that's normal and good, instead of weird and bad. look at all the successful guys who made weird and bad shows. i don't have that problem
so thanks to that guy, who i was gonna say is out of the business now but nope he snuck back onto one of those 911 shows recently
i suspect adam baldwin, rather than a distaste for everything that show ever attempted to say about westerns, sci-fi, women, religion, any of its themes -- OR how cheaply and amateurishly it pulled the whole thing off -- did a lot of the heavy lifting here, and gave people a headstart on burying it
senatorial courtesy reigns supreme, in one direction
just cast alan tudyk in a space western that doesn't suck. it costs so much more to refurb this lemon into something serviceable than it does just to buy something better new
the post was very clear about this! there's even more than enough time for the senate to confirm mullin 95-0 or whatever due to senatorial courtesy! bsky.app/profile/jami...
ok guys but she wasn't fired. that isn't actually what happened. they announced she would be leaving at the end of March for a new made-up job specifically because their whole deal is never firing people ever.
Every Multiplayer Game Is Malware theory gains a persuasive new citation
drinking half a bottle of water then pouring the rest over my head like a pro wrestler walking out on stage to make his entrance, as i go downstairs to my car
there was a time!
i'd settle for him just doing anything lean and mean these days
kevin knight rules
right, fuck, that's where i know pierre from; rebel ridge, the extremely Lib Rambo First Blood remake that takes incredible pains to impart on you that it's still important to respect the police even if the plot of Rambo First Blood happens to you
this would be much cooler if aaron pierre was playing still-lantern'd up sinestro instead of trainee john stewart but then that's a completely different take than Not Taylor Sheridan's Green Lantern
this feels like something that would have been really cool to me 10 years ago but which completely fails to move me now. even putting aside that this entire enterprise is DOA with the new ownership, i am fully james gunn'd out
i suspect certain parts of hal's backstory (circumstances of his arrest on earth) will be kept and certain parts (some of his space GFs) will not
it tricks you for awhile because village is aesthetically going for "actually creepy/scary horror experience" instead of "over the top so-bad-it's-good B movie with some Chinese new money financing" but this game is so much stupider than the other mainline resident evils, even RE6
up late for work and watching more of this. wild that lady D, the only part of this game anyone remembers or cares about, either at the time or now, is in and out by the end of hour 4-ish at the end of the first major puzzle biome
the book on the US military under trump 2 has been "they'll complain about whatever they were ordered to do by the senile moron pedophile on background to task & purpose and then faithfully carry out the order to the letter," and that held true for war crimes. let's see about sailing to certain doom
fucking fastball, there's a name i haven't heard since like 1998
brutal work on the hairdressers here, despite our conversation yesterday
he did not last time i saw him wrestle in 2025 but perhaps he has corrected his behavior since then
explaining to journalists that trans people have a thing called "being alive" which is as important to us as "have opinion in newspaper" is to them
i do appreciate that all the hand trauma early in this one is to let you know "yeah there's something real weird about this ethan guy. beyond him being very stupid, that's just RE protagonist brain"
