oh, come on. fortune.com/2026/03/12/u...
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I think the audience for this joke is @loukas.bsky.social and maybe two or three others.
I saw a small exhibition of this in Sweden last year: really cool idea and execution.
Merry och Pippin i The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) pratar om sin andra frukost, med en bildtext som säger: FÖSSTA TOSSDAN I MASS HA VI HATT NU JÖ, MEN HU I ALL SIN DAR BLIR'ET MÄ ANNER TOSSDAN, DÄ?
Check out the Caribbean World Series in Venezuela - 2006
Full brass bands in the stands.
imgur.com/a/H76bq
Alternate Timeline Zimmerman Telegraph
Cessation of sobriquets.
(I think I used that word correctly, not gonna look it up.)
If you’re having Grodd troubles, I feel bad for you, son /
I got ninety-nine problems but a chimp ain't one
Käärijä, Han dansar i en grön jacka grensle över flera dansare i rosa som kryper i en rad den finska kandidaten och överväldigande favoriten, slutade slutligen tvåa i Eurovision Song Contest 2023 med sin låt Cha Cha Cha. Han samlade ihop 526 poäng.
You love to see it.
Me, describing to someone a cool bird I saw, “It was black but when it flew I saw flashes of red feathers. I wonder what kind of bird it was.”
Them, “This might be disappointing but that was a red winged blackbird.”
There’s a reason The Onion came up with this article.
theonion.com/it-is-journa...
Now I get to tap translate, be told my phone doesn’t translate Swedish, close the dialogue box, and then tap “try google translate”. A real step backwards in functionality!
It’s that time again!
No spoilers please
Robocop is also stabbed with a spear in the ribs just like Jesus was injured on the cross.
No.
Robocop is American Jesus.
bsky.app/profile/jayb...
Screenshot translation: Daylight saving time is introduced on the last Sunday in March each year. In 2025, this will happen on the night between Saturday, March 29 and Sunday, March 30. The clocks are then set forward one hour, from 02:00 to 03:00. This means we lose an hour of sleep that night, but get brighter evenings during the summer months. Skärmdump: Sommartid införs den sista söndagen i mars varje år. År 2025 sker detta natten mellan lördagen den 29 mars och söndagen den 30 mars. Klockan ställs då fram en timme, från 02:00 till 03:00. Detta innebär att vi förlorar en timmes sömn den natten, men får ljusare kvällar under sommarmånaderna.
I am also sick at 3am but the clocks dont change in Sweden until March 30th
From Wikipedia:
In Germany, Bernhard's typefaces were initially favored by the Nazi Party, but were later banned under the mistaken assumption that he was Jewish (largely due to his Jewish-sounding birth name).
Calling in sick today.
The American in me wants to pop some Day Quill capsules and just power through, but that's one of the many American impulses it's best to not embrace.
Happy international women’s day
I have photos somewhere of a 5 piece brass band, with drums, playing in the bleachers of a baseball game in Venezuela. A fantastic experience.
5 or 6 years ago I was trying to track down what that “translation” was all about. I found this article interesting:
www.aljazeera.com/opinions/202...
My Body Parts!!!!
Going to Eurovision!!!
Greczula is climbing too high from the international jury’s support.
#mello #melodifestival
If people can veto one candidate who thinks defending their human rights is a political liability, then they can sabotage any candidate who won’t defend their human rights.
Jag vill bara rösta fem hjärtan till #melodifestivalen dansarna
Let’s wait to move forward on this until cars are causing fewer deaths and injuries in the Bay Area than bicycles.
What if this is Smash Into Pieces year for Eurovision? Who’s the contender to stop them?
#mello #melfest #melodifestival