If it weren't lucrative we wouldn't need to make it a crime duh
06.03.2026 23:33
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If it weren't lucrative we wouldn't need to make it a crime duh
Same on both counts fwiw
idk I bet those corn tots are alright
Let's make this agreement reciprocal (I also am under tornado watch)
That explains some things
Close enough
Am I a villain for having chosen not to have children because I don't want the responsibility and because I don't think babies are cute? AITA?
Great, then you have them!
Kittens are cute though, that's the difference.
Yeah, I have a cat, it happens. Poor little girl with her hurty tummy, she doesn't mean to.
Too selfish to parent, and not the type to assume my partner should have to do all the work.
Like a kitten I could handle. Pets and pounces and playtime and peekaboo and oh now it's suddenly sleepy time. How are you so adorable.
Sit still, you need to be belted in. How are you already a mess? Shh, you're embarrassing me.
... There's a reason I never had kids.
Can't trust anyone who doesn't like cats
can I unfollow the horrors
Some of my best work is still pretty terrible.
Interesting seeing two follows who have a block between them make the same joke
You're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like you
Why can't I delete replies in real life
I'm already house-trained and probably would accept crate training pretty easily
After I trim my beard, I like to gather up all the little cut hairs and throw them in the trash. Strongly recommend if you've never tried it.
My alt follows your alt
Hell yeah brother
Dip me like one of your French onions
First day of the rest of my cold
"What are you in for?" "Wrecked some dude's pervert glasses." *high fives all around*
Why would you do that?!
Women: We live in a constant state of vigilance because men pose a constant threat to us, here are literally millions of corroborating stories.
Men: What a scary time for men this is.
I hadn't thought about it in years but someone posted that image the other day and it all came flooding back
