Kieran

the build a bear animal cookie giraffe is so awesomesauce

Get they asses Reese.

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I love my friends so much

I adore them

A tampon fell out of someone’s purse today and, I’m not joking, it was little more than a q-tip. I would kill to have the world’s most delicate flower like that. Some people are born lucky.

It’s actually a lot of fun sometimes

I got put in charge of the money box at the yard sale so I feel like a dragon guarding its hoard.

Train Dreams was so so sad, aaaghh 😭

acorns

i feel like this is all happening cause we stopped pumping up the jam

I need the lesbian version of this genre too please

They’re so nihilistic, to the point they’re almost comedic. Love them.

I have a favorite, very niche genre of film besides horror, and that is middle-aged men losing their wives and being sad about it in isolated, dangerous environments. Ex.The Grey, The Vanishing, Train Dreams. I love men being pathetic wet heaps about their dead wives.

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i ❣️ bodily autonomy

More HER

My parents and I all have separate bottles of champagne

When *it* happens, the good people shall rejoice, the drink shall flow like April snowmelt, and the sky shall fill with a heavenly choir of sexy Wattos.

Don’t get a girl’s hopes up like that!

FUCK I HEARD FIREWORKS AND THOUGHT *IT* HAD HAPPENED!

There has to be a study on what criteria the debris needs to meet to be selected. I bet they’re choosier than we realize.

I’m so privileged, in so many ways, but I really am grateful that I can say “you know what? Everything is too much, I’m gonna go hang out with some goats” and then I can go and hang out with goats.

Yes! I was just telling my mother about that when we saw this little one. Such an amazing collaboration between insects and humans.

Wrong account but I stand by it. Gooners ruined the term “goon.” That used to be an honorable profession, dammit.

I think it’s really hot when a henchman lights his boss’s cigarette. Service top energy.

Finished the day with a sweet treat

They’re delightful. I used to collect the empty cases when I was a little girl and make necklaces from them. There are even people who give them precious gemstones and gold flakes to construct their houses from. Such fun critters. I hope you get to see some one day!

A toggenburg goat doing a flehmen response over one of her herdmate’s pee puddle.

Me when I fleh my men

Me too! I’m especially partial to the ones that use little bits of stone, but these guys are wonderful too!

It was so cute, Riley 😭