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Stetson Banks

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I'm a comedian, a woodworker, inventor of the Shake Weight and I only tell the truth 75% of the time. #ThunderUp

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This is amazing news!! I bought 20,000 cases of Dr. Pepper Ten for Men when I found out they were going to stop making it because of WOKE, but my stockpile is running low and I was getting worried.

Now I can maintain my manliness with salted fudge flavored MAN CEREAL!!!

04.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I audibly gasped when Paul Reed shot that midrange masterpiece.

26.02.2026 05:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 04:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So once a player hits 50 games with one team, they can't play any NBA games as a two-way for a new team for the rest of the season?

06.02.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thunder could have Cason, Ajay, McCain, Topic, Sorber and 1 or 2 additional lottery picks playing on rookie deals next season. That is bonkers.

04.02.2026 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)

Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

27.01.2026 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 12214 ๐Ÿ” 2914 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 125 ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

Cancel the game.

24.01.2026 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Barry Pepper, in True Grit, screaming

Barry Pepper, in True Grit, screaming

*sung in the style of the lemon. pepper. wings. commercial*
Barry. Pepper. Screams.

16.01.2026 02:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is pure art

16.01.2026 03:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I put together this graphic and post it on Reddit anytime there's an update on OKC's draft stash.

29.12.2025 15:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone who doesn't Respect The Cup is a certified dork.

17.12.2025 04:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like how SVG is like, "imagine if San Antonio could actually hit a three!" when OKC is shooting 24% compared to SA shooting 27%.

14.12.2025 03:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Brokebrain Mountain

13.12.2025 06:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BCS gets better every season. Also.... dude.... finish Breaking Bad. It's a masterpiece.

13.12.2025 03:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can pry my 37 pencils from my cold, dead hands.

10.12.2025 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are all simply at the mercy of the cup. All we can do is respect it and be thankful when the cup blesses us.

10.12.2025 05:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This would give some recognition to the league's great defenders.

It would also add some guys like Lu Dort, Dyson Daniels, Amen Thompson and Cason Wallace who might play some defense, especially if steals/blocks counted as points in the game.

09.12.2025 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thoughts on my All-Star game reimagining?
-Fans vote in 14 best offensive players
-Coaches/Media vote for 14 best defensive players
-Each team gets 7 Offensive All-Stars and 7 Defensive All-Stars
-Each team must have 2 defensive players on floor at all times
-Teams get points for steals and blocks

09.12.2025 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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First, Trump won the FIFA Peace Prize and now I've won Golden Corral's Sexiest Man of the Year! What a great week for very legitimate and deserved awards!

06.12.2025 17:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just hope he stays in the East.

03.12.2025 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is anyone else a fan of "Tiny Boop" Squig Shorterly? I know he was no Roy Donk, but he was a regular guest on the Colgate Hour.

29.11.2025 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That's from yesterday. Here's updated after last night's games:

29.11.2025 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't believe Tissot doesn't respect the cup.

29.11.2025 02:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.11.2025 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@andrewschlecht.bsky.social For those of us who deleted our twitter, when we google DTD's twitter and go to it, it doesn't put the posts in chronological order. I've scrolled down forever and can't find the link for the DTD Fan Night. Can you drop it here on Bluesky?

28.11.2025 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love it! Such a big shot by Chet!

27.11.2025 04:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People have uhhh..... conflicting views about uhhh...... how numbers work.

25.11.2025 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me at halftime when the Thunder are already up 30 points on whoever they are playing and I get Tankathon and that Clippers pick jumps to number # 1 on the first spin:

24.11.2025 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet they were having a meeting about how to do things to benefit the greater good of all humanity!

20.11.2025 04:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One day soon you're going to post an injury report and Jalen Williams' name isn't going to be on there. That's going to be a really freaking awesome day.

17.11.2025 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0