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People be like, why you smoke in the morning? You ain’t even gave the day a chance.

OR maybe I’m giving myself a chance for the day? Ever thought of that?

baby daddy.
incarcerated baby daddy.
incarcerated baby daddy as a plaintiff in a court case against you.

The levels and nuances of foolery and fuckery. I cannot.

What level of hell is this?

right. It's been almost two months and I'm just now considering wearing some jeans. lol

Which is also fine. Better than coming in too casual off the bat.

Which is fine except I purchased a whole new business casual wardrobe prior to starting... so now I am always overdressed.

So when I got the offer for my current job, I was told the dress code was business casual. I got to the office and clearly everyone didn't get that memo.

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Gotta stick with what works 😂

They're a stretchy legging type fabric but bootcut. And they go past my ankles. And they have pockets!

And I plan on getting the remaining 2 colors that I don't have soon.

I found the perfect pair of work pants. I got them in 5 different colors. lol

😂

I’ve tried a couple of the other ambiguously flavored drinks from this brand and they’ve been decent so I have high hopes.

I’ll find out tomorrow.

What could this flavor energy drink possibly taste like?

Beyond drained. Lifeless really.

PULL THE LEVER, KRONK!!!

Buy a house

I didn’t know Florida had so many different types of birds. I saw a bald eagle over the weekend. Flew right over my head.

current work pen ✨

3, purple ink

$23K per… ?

I’m only worried they’ll look too close to pajamas when I get them. We’ll see.

They’re ✨whimsical✨

The world needs more whimsy.

no I don’t work in the veterinary field.

I bought the silliest looking pants for work but idc. They’re cute to me.

If TikTok doesn’t do anything else, they are going to keep a R. Kelly song in rotation

😂😂😂