Krystina (they/them)

I wonder how often my therapist and I have waved at each other

We both drive Jeep Wranglers

Somebody please stop me the next time I try to get a 7am flight after an event

I meant to go to Discord and ended up here and now you've got to hear about it

I added a new app to a folder on my homepage I use all the time and now I have to relearn muscle memory

"copypastad it into a clean doc to remove edit history lol"

My boss gets me, y'all

This is @allwayshype.com's reaction to this news

Channeling @mikedanoski.bsky.social again for #mvpsummit

It feels very millennial-coded to say "if we can sell (the house) before the housing market crashes, then rent for a few months and buy AFTER it crashes..."

Going to Workplace Ninjas UK 2025 wpninjas.uk in June? Don't miss these sessions with fellow WinAdmins and MVPs @jgkps.bsky.social, @krysonthe.net, and @intune.best!

Anybody else ever have to unpack their emotional reaction to their annual performance review in therapy, or just me?

This is a whole new level of "Don't Say Gay"

And also why I, an IT person who's an automation evangelist, don't trust automations made my dumbasses

Watching a Tarantino film for escapism feels weird, but here we are

Never before have I been so delighted to see a whole chapter of a book practically cut from a video adaptation as I was when they took a whole 20 seconds to fly to Antarctica as geese in The Magicians

I asked the flight attendant to bring me "as much ginger ale as they could"

They just brought me a second can

This is only a 75 minute flight

This flight attendant is now my best friend

Being the only Microsoft person at my job is so weird sometimes - like, check the logs? Check the conditional access policies? ...find where either of them are?

Yo y'all tech vendors wanna do something super cheap and easy to make AFAB people feel included?

Bring freaking smaller sizes of socks. Cheap, easy, little overhead.

Rising dough, though? If you check it too often, you can miss its progress. Seeing subtle change over time is SO much harder than leaving it be for a bit then seeing ALL THE CHANGE from the older data point 3/3

If you think about it, boiling is a binary thing. Liquid is either boiling, or it's not. There is an instant where the condition changes 2/3

Petition to start saying "watched dough never rises" instead of "a watched kettle never boils" 1/3

... The answer was "all of the above"

I have gotten to a point in #adventOfCode where I don't know if I've got an issue with my code or it's just slow AF

I feel like we need a new second person pronoun in English to denote that the thing you're speaking to is a computer. Asking my home assistant "can you tell me $y" feels too *personal*

A plate with 4 pieces of toasted bread with melted cheese. The plate is on a grey marble counter, with a cutting board slightly visible on the left and a fork and ceramic butter dish to the right.

I made another loaf of bread and did garlic bread for the first time on homemade bread

Edit of a scene from I Am Robot: Will Smith: y'all got any [documentation] Robot: we got a [discord server] Will Smith: [looks down in saddened disbelief]

Looking at my work-related travel plans for next year, I'm definitely feeling like I've girl bossed too close to the sun career wise this year

I've actually been using Finch for this 🤣🤣🤣

Flashback post.

But can I test the curriculum? I've got a guest arriving in a week and I'm trying to balance momentum and burn out 😅