You know what, evangelicals? Youβre totally right. Jesus is coming back. You should unburden yourselves and just go ahead and send me your money since the rapture is definitely leaving me behind. Jesus would like that. My Venmo @ is the same. God bless
10.03.2026 03:11
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Pouring out a glass of Chardonnay
09.03.2026 22:56
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Like a bear leaving her cave in the spring
09.03.2026 18:11
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Thereβs too many Jalens to keep track of today, I canβt do it
09.03.2026 16:48
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Yea, fuck βem!
09.03.2026 15:51
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Yeah it was wild. I had only just turned 18 and still lived at home, my mom paid plenty. My cousin asked them βok how much?β And they balked and asked if he was bribing them. He said βwell, isnβt that what you asked for?β
09.03.2026 15:29
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They told me I couldnβt be a godparent to my cousin because I hadnβt contributed enough financially (at 18) to the church for them to sign off on it.
09.03.2026 14:30
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NO NO NO YOU DONβT
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step βdesigned for normiesβ kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
09.03.2026 01:26
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Because they are all Facebook trolls
08.03.2026 22:06
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Iβm only a mile from the National Guard Armory. Iβm fucking toast
08.03.2026 21:56
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Mfer said Nethlands
08.03.2026 18:20
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Heβs gotta GO
08.03.2026 18:19
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This is awesome! Congrats Landon!
08.03.2026 16:35
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Weβve literally wrecked the worldβs infrastructure, not just βoUr EnEMiEsβ
08.03.2026 03:17
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there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
07.03.2026 15:46
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my cousin and I found this wonderful bakery, Soozel Sweets, in Lawrenceville, NJ if youβre in the area please go :-)
itβs family run and really good and they have amazing baked goods
08.03.2026 00:24
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Not to mention heβs just plain disrespectful
07.03.2026 23:45
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Diesel was $4.59 today at my Wawa in NJ, weβll hit $5 for that within days. Which will means higher shipping costs will trickle down to the consumer
07.03.2026 19:44
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Jordan Davis is a real one and showed at a DIY show in Philly last night
02.03.2026 14:05
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An old-fashioned locomotive covered in clocks hurtling through space. Potato the dog is riding on the back in a space helmet. Potato says, "Potato to Corginia! Come in Corginia!" A small frog in the front of the train says, "Tell them you're bringing a frog in a hat!" The text reads: Hurray! It's the daylight saving time smoke alarm time machine train. Choo! Choo! Choose to check your smoke alarm batteries! Change your smoke alarm batteries this weekend! Replace your smoke alarm every 10 years!
THE CLOCKS
They're changing. It's time to do the clock thing. That means it's time to check your smoke alarms.
07.03.2026 13:13
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Plus they donβt work. They survive on passive income
07.03.2026 01:15
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Itβs about creating laborers. Because the rich need our bodies, not our minds.
07.03.2026 01:10
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If they want to suddenly police where the scouts can sell, why are they ok with supermarkets that sell alcohol?
07.03.2026 00:49
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These are the smartest kids on earth. They're winners. This is the true Art of the Deal. They let Trump write books about business and he lost money on gambling. Is it wrong to open a lemonade stand next to a construction site? It is not. Supply and demand baby. Get. That. Paper.
07.03.2026 00:39
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Let us pause and ponder the reaction if a Democrat called 6 deaths "light casualties."
06.03.2026 16:54
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confirmed. yes, we are the baddies.
06.03.2026 03:57
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04.03.2026 17:00
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