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@nuclearcarly

Philly sports and politics. War is bad, actually she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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You know what, evangelicals? You’re totally right. Jesus is coming back. You should unburden yourselves and just go ahead and send me your money since the rapture is definitely leaving me behind. Jesus would like that. My Venmo @ is the same. God bless

10.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pouring out a glass of Chardonnay

09.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Like a bear leaving her cave in the spring

09.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s too many Jalens to keep track of today, I can’t do it

09.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yea, fuck β€˜em!

09.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah it was wild. I had only just turned 18 and still lived at home, my mom paid plenty. My cousin asked them β€œok how much?” And they balked and asked if he was bribing them. He said β€œwell, isn’t that what you asked for?”

09.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They told me I couldn’t be a godparent to my cousin because I hadn’t contributed enough financially (at 18) to the church for them to sign off on it.

09.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12211 πŸ” 7413 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3
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a video of a wrestling match on make a gif .com Alt: The wrestler Undertaker sitting up in a coffin

My allergies after having the windows open all day

09.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because they are all Facebook trolls

08.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m only a mile from the National Guard Armory. I’m fucking toast

08.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long hair is sitting in the driver 's seat of a truck with his eyes closed . Alt: Nic cage in Con Air with long hair is sitting in the driver 's seat of a truck with his eyes closed, hair blowing in the breeze

This, but it’s my leg hair blowing in the warm breeze

08.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mfer said Nethlands

08.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s gotta GO

08.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is awesome! Congrats Landon!

08.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve literally wrecked the world’s infrastructure, not just β€œoUr EnEMiEs”

08.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 21748 πŸ” 6544 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 159
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my cousin and I found this wonderful bakery, Soozel Sweets, in Lawrenceville, NJ if you’re in the area please go :-)

it’s family run and really good and they have amazing baked goods

08.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to mention he’s just plain disrespectful

07.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Diesel was $4.59 today at my Wawa in NJ, we’ll hit $5 for that within days. Which will means higher shipping costs will trickle down to the consumer

07.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jordan Davis is a real one and showed at a DIY show in Philly last night

02.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
An old-fashioned locomotive covered in clocks hurtling through space. Potato the dog is riding on the back in a space helmet. Potato says, "Potato to Corginia! Come in Corginia!" A small frog in the front of the train says, "Tell them you're bringing a frog in a hat!" The text reads: Hurray! It's the daylight saving time smoke alarm time machine train. Choo! Choo! Choose to check your smoke alarm batteries! Change your smoke alarm batteries this weekend! Replace your smoke alarm every 10 years!

An old-fashioned locomotive covered in clocks hurtling through space. Potato the dog is riding on the back in a space helmet. Potato says, "Potato to Corginia! Come in Corginia!" A small frog in the front of the train says, "Tell them you're bringing a frog in a hat!" The text reads: Hurray! It's the daylight saving time smoke alarm time machine train. Choo! Choo! Choose to check your smoke alarm batteries! Change your smoke alarm batteries this weekend! Replace your smoke alarm every 10 years!

THE CLOCKS

They're changing. It's time to do the clock thing. That means it's time to check your smoke alarms.

07.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 406 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 15

Plus they don’t work. They survive on passive income

07.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s about creating laborers. Because the rich need our bodies, not our minds.

07.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If they want to suddenly police where the scouts can sell, why are they ok with supermarkets that sell alcohol?

07.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These are the smartest kids on earth. They're winners. This is the true Art of the Deal. They let Trump write books about business and he lost money on gambling. Is it wrong to open a lemonade stand next to a construction site? It is not. Supply and demand baby. Get. That. Paper.

07.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 888 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 3

Let us pause and ponder the reaction if a Democrat called 6 deaths "light casualties."

06.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 1460 πŸ” 357 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 18
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Alan Cumming, Bowen Yang Help Launch Necessary Foundation to Support LGBTQ Filmmakers "There is, in this moment, enormous political pressure to delete queer people from American media, and that includes young filmmakers who are being shut out of the industry,” said executive director A...

always happy to be supporting money going to queer artists!
lots of kick ass cool people associated with this org!

06.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 654 πŸ” 161 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 5

confirmed. yes, we are the baddies.

06.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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