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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

I wish I got paid for talking, I'd be a millionaire

Financial Times headline with an image of a hand holding an iPhone in front of Meta's logo. The headline reads: "Meta inflated ad performance and bypassed Apple's privacy rules, tribunal hears."

The company whose constant collection of personal data caused the Cambridge Analytica scandal breaking privacy rules? What an absolute shocker.

Do I have to pretend to be shocked anymore?

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AI will never be of any danger guys, don't worry

#bluesky #caturday

My son doesn’t eat fish. Any alternative? Replace him with a cat. Cats love fish.

I love that Apple Music is the only music service that seems to acknowledge that she is definitely not saying poker face in the second line

That feels oddly specific

lest we forget

wtf, this person "Likes: Child Nudity" and "Dislikes: Unicode"

I hope this is some form of satire, because if not... is there hope?

Hulk Hogan’s Spasming Cadaver Body-Slams Mortician CLEARWATER, FL—After undergoing a medical emergency and dying last week at the age of 71, Hulk Hogan’s spasming cadaver reportedly lifted a mortician high above its head Monday and body-slammed the professional. “At approximately 1:34 p.m., Hulk Hogan’s deceased corpse underwent spontaneous convulsions, at which point the cadaver bolted upright, ripped off its body bag, […]

Hulk Hogan’s Spasming Cadaver Body-Slams Mortician
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CEO pay is up 1,085% since 1978, while typical worker pay is up just 24%. 

Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?

GB News overtakes BBC for the first time TV channel hails ‘seismic moment, not just for us, but for British broadcasting’

This channel is genuinely a threat to the British institution. We've prided ourselves for years on our (mostly) lack of politically-motivated news and ads, Reform seems set on demolishing this precedent... www.telegraph.co.uk/business/202...

Rebuttal: Hulk Hogan

Looking up porn on your (govt!) work computer is an insane level of horny. 14 year old boys when the SI swimsuit issue arrives are not this horny

Historical Tidbit of the Day: In the before times, there was this notion that civil rights extended to people one disagreed with.

A reminder of how long ago April 2023 was: X was still Twitter back then. And yet the government thinks nothing of enough significance has happened since to make it review whether it should use X...!

The dam has burst

EPA To Drop 'E,' 'P' From Name

EPA To Drop 'E,' 'P' From Name
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When the people who exist to distribute power and to keep power in check are "obstructing" you, that's called democracy mate

There is so much to take in here

Gonna ignore the issues at hand here just to say please clean your car lol

I love that Google's Find Hub knows what my Beats earbuds look like, but not thieir own phone.

I don't think phones have looked like that in about 7 years...

Lack Of Concrete Dinner Plans Leaves Power Vacuum Filled By Radical Pro-Tapas Fanatics

Lack Of Concrete Dinner Plans Leaves Power Vacuum Filled By Radical Pro-Tapas Fanatics theonion.com/lack-of...