went tesco without my clubcard. a loaf of bread was £4.50. a stick of butter was £10.80. meal deals have been rebranded to extortion portions and cost £23.40. galaxy chocolate was in a locked container with a security tag. the self-service till laughed at me after the till assistant pantsed me.
Daily Mail Beware The Green Menace
Duck from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.
marbo
fake tv station sign off i made
voice credit to my friend luke
pinch**
theyre skullcandy smokin' buds i got in a punch at walmart lmfao
aria with light makeup and lipstick on, staring into the camera with a neutral expression. it is also in a black shirt with a buffalo bills logo on it (it doesnt watch football, just a work shirt).
they're turning me into a fine paste later :/
google killing tenor for absolutely no reason is still pissing me off
spending your life savings on amiibo to 100% smash
Cartoon Plot Holes: plankton could have just gotten the secret formula using the Freedom of Information Act
'vast majority' of parents are at least somewhat transphobic, schools ignore
screwdriver being held slightly above a huion drawing tablet
im glad i found my drawing tablet pen
Introducing new colors, available end of february! 25 of each will be in stock, so if you want a specific one you will have to be quick. Just specify which color you want in the order notes.
lmk when u find them 🙏
The "falling dominos" meme, where the first domino is labeled "Lowtax bans hentai" and the last domino is labeled "Epstein's Nazi friends take over the US"
I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails
i love lesbians
Guys, I think I know what happened to Skeeter...you might not want to sit down for this one.
brianna's killers only stabbed her 28 times because they'd seen violent content online and were only able to plan the murder on social media. the bbc & esther ghey are definitely not manufacturing consent to rush through legislation that will harm queer kids and bring about more online censorship.
doing an improved and updated v2 soonish (not giving a deadline because i missed Every deadline last time lmfao)
what if they sent ten billion to me instead
>directed by Ian JQ
>written by Ian Flynn AND Evan Stanley
yes
how did it happen?
getting pulled over and insisting no officer i'm not so grump i'm not so grump
who wouldnt
girl i can be the jerry saying "Don't laugh. It's not funny." to your kramer apologizing for the laugh factory
aria in a buc-ee's shirt looking up at the camera with a neutral expression on its face
>_<
accessibility is important and most people dont bother captioning or writing alt text for web content.
should humans be doing it? absolutely, if possible! but if they don't i feel like *something* should take its place if someone doesnt bother, y'know?
i think the only acceptable use case for such a thing is making your work more accessible - as in like captioning for a video
