went tesco without my clubcard. a loaf of bread was ยฃ4.50. a stick of butter was ยฃ10.80. meal deals have been rebranded to extortion portions and cost ยฃ23.40. galaxy chocolate was in a locked container with a security tag. the self-service till laughed at me after the till assistant pantsed me.
12.02.2026 20:25
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Daily Mail
Beware The Green Menace
Duck from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.
24.02.2026 21:53
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marbo
15.11.2024 01:37
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fake tv station sign off i made
voice credit to my friend luke
06.11.2025 03:58
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pinch**
22.02.2026 18:18
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theyre skullcandy smokin' buds i got in a punch at walmart lmfao
22.02.2026 18:18
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aria with light makeup and lipstick on, staring into the camera with a neutral expression. it is also in a black shirt with a buffalo bills logo on it (it doesnt watch football, just a work shirt).
they're turning me into a fine paste later :/
20.02.2026 00:15
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google killing tenor for absolutely no reason is still pissing me off
17.02.2026 21:17
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spending your life savings on amiibo to 100% smash
14.02.2026 17:58
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Cartoon Plot Holes: plankton could have just gotten the secret formula using the Freedom of Information Act
14.02.2026 07:04
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'vast majority' of parents are at least somewhat transphobic, schools ignore
12.02.2026 16:13
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screwdriver being held slightly above a huion drawing tablet
im glad i found my drawing tablet pen
06.02.2026 20:50
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02.02.2026 02:45
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lmk when u find them ๐
31.01.2026 18:08
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The "falling dominos" meme, where the first domino is labeled "Lowtax bans hentai" and the last domino is labeled "Epstein's Nazi friends take over the US"
I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails
31.01.2026 04:55
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i love lesbians
29.01.2026 19:03
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Guys, I think I know what happened to Skeeter...you might not want to sit down for this one.
27.01.2026 23:16
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brianna's killers only stabbed her 28 times because they'd seen violent content online and were only able to plan the murder on social media. the bbc & esther ghey are definitely not manufacturing consent to rush through legislation that will harm queer kids and bring about more online censorship.
25.01.2026 11:59
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doing an improved and updated v2 soonish (not giving a deadline because i missed Every deadline last time lmfao)
23.01.2026 01:42
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what if they sent ten billion to me instead
22.01.2026 19:09
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>directed by Ian JQ
>written by Ian Flynn AND Evan Stanley
20.01.2026 19:00
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yes
20.01.2026 20:42
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how did it happen?
20.01.2026 20:41
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getting pulled over and insisting no officer i'm not so grump i'm not so grump
18.01.2026 00:53
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who wouldnt
18.01.2026 12:49
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girl i can be the jerry saying "Don't laugh. It's not funny." to your kramer apologizing for the laugh factory
18.01.2026 09:33
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aria in a buc-ee's shirt looking up at the camera with a neutral expression on its face
>_<
17.01.2026 17:46
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accessibility is important and most people dont bother captioning or writing alt text for web content.
should humans be doing it? absolutely, if possible! but if they don't i feel like *something* should take its place if someone doesnt bother, y'know?
17.01.2026 17:36
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i think the only acceptable use case for such a thing is making your work more accessible - as in like captioning for a video
17.01.2026 17:28
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