Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨

Nobody does it better, every headline is a masterpiece

It's like when you hook an organ up to an external blood supply to keep it ready for donation, the Big Naturals are just resting in his account until he can move them on to someone desperate for them. What a hero.

Do you trust this man?

girl are you the Straight of Hormuz because I see a lot of men greatly overestimating their chances of getting their ship into your channel

"I craftily infiltrated their ranks by...uhhh...giving them money and buying a ticket to a perfectly open event to stand there for hours and look miserable. Take that suckers!!!"

Also helped to explain to them why I couldn't go back: could you imagine finally feeling comfortable and free and happy, then someone telling you to put the hat back on because they personally don't like you not wearing it?

It's funny how much seemed "normal" before realising there's another way.

My folks couldn't get why suddenly at 37 "this has come out nowhere" and I likened it to having a massive headache your entire life and not knowing why, then when you take off the restrictively tight hat you were given at birth, suddenly the pain goes away and you finally understand why

Being trans forces you to self-actualise in a way many people just don't. Once you've interrogated something so fundamental in yourself as your sex and gender, you start seeing yourself and your relationship to the world differently, and embracing yourself becomes much easier

BOGGLE?!

Wheels? C'mon, we can think bigger than wheels.

This fucker took a Harry Potter gig and should never be forgiven, gang

The burning scene in wickerman but Sergeant Howie's face has been replaced with Starmer's

A burning Wickerman from the burning scene in the wickerman

Breaking: Britain has sacrificed Keir Starmer.

"Glasgow's in England, right? I've not looked at a map of the UK in a while, been far too focused on the Middle East lately for some reason..." in the most nasal tone imaginable

A four panel comic of someone's hand appearing above water, it looks like someone is going to reach and grab it but instead high fives and they drown

Lmao Keir Starmer responded to a question about the Glasgow fires to state that he's allocated more funding to protect historical buildings in England.

where ARE all the trans people who aren't tough and courageous? what happened to them?

“Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says, do what you like, guys, oh, but don't eat the apple. Surprise surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting "Gotcha". It wouldn't have made any difference if they hadn't eaten it.' 'Why not?' 'Because if you're dealing with somebody who has the sort of mentality which likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under them you know perfectly well they won't give up. They'll get you in the end.”

I wonder if Labour have really thought through the implications of creating multiple desperate, persecuted underclasses whilst making it clear the courts will not provide justice and there is no peaceful route to change they will accept.

Handy tip for cis folk, we aren't an idea, like freedom or liberty, we are actual flesh and blood people. So if you're going to write a thread about us, make sure you get a trans friend to read it first, and if you don't have a trans friend, ask yourself why the fuck not and stop writing about us

The troubles

Jesse's handing out "Chili E" and "Chili T", his special formulae.

Finally, some rest

goose chase meme top panel: a goose saying 'why do i need to be brave?' bottom panel: a goose shouting 'WHY DO I NEED TO BE BRAVE?!' chasing after a man with 'cis' written on him

Certainly a great dream and achievable from a coding and infrastructure perspective (funding aside), the big problem would probably start popping up around payment processors: an app like that would need one that isn't going to shut everything down the instant something sexual shows up

"I don't understand, I set the rules of the match lobby to `kill commander unit` as the win condition, why isn't the match over yet???"

What, did you think this was chess?

Tech guys who only read self help books struggling to understand Shii'ism and glorious martyrdom

Wes Streeting should be prosecuted for crimes against humanity

a pink orange and red sunset can be seen through bare trees standing on spotty snow with a hazy foggy hanging in the air

hey. it's creepy and beautiful out.

Still like how I drew a Black Mage w me hair a few months back. I should give her a drinking buddy one of these months 🍻

Elemental blessings for all this International Women’s Day ☀️