@jackprobst.com
writer of sappy personal essays about music, comedy, and film. also writing a book about growing up with a rare bone disorder. it’ll be funny, i swear. ✍️: merry-go-round mag, paste, pitchfork, creem, nme, etc.
Livin' the dream
One day I will see the name “Markwayne Mullin” and not read “Mudvayne,” but today is not that day.
If problem inflation is calculated like money inflation, we're up to about 169.87 problems in 2026.
Alternatively, maybe a bish IS a problem in this economy?
99 problems??? In this economy??? (Seems like it should be higher than that.)
It’s no surprise considering they also had the balls to name their band that.
Whew, that is one hell of a picture! Still relevant in 2026. Ned Beatty’s scene alone, wow! Faye Dunaway! If you try searching GIF s for Network it most assumes you mean The Social Network! Took a while to find this one!
Watching Network for the first time, AMA but do it after the movie bc I’m not looking at my phone.
Yes!
It’s a whole 45 seconds and the last time Redford appeared on screen. It’s weird.
Anyway, Zahn McClarnon kicks ass, as always.
I’m watching Dark Winds, a show produced by Robert Redford and George R.R. Martin. What an odd combination, I thought. Then it got weird in season 3 when they show up out of nowhere for a distracting cameo as two guys playing chess while locked in a jail cell.
I'd love to hear what Cash would have done with that.
To a specific co-worker: When you preface something with "for your context," I have stopped listening because it has nothing to do with what I'm working on.
I'm the first voice you hear on Danish band Lowly’s song “Keep Up the Good Work.”
"Here you go, Jack. A great bit about Baby's Day Out, just for you." - Kevin Feige probably
Now, he may have been half-joking that it's a favorite, but I was just stunned that his stoner mind remembered seeing it in 1994. And then I wasn't, because I also remember when we went to see it. It's a dumb movie, but Joey Pants has 2 different posters of it in his house on Wonder Man.
It also featured a great bit about the film "Baby's Day Out," which was very funny for me personally. We were out at my dad's last summer, and he put it on. I commented on what an odd choice it was, and he remarked, "Oh, this is one of my favorites. We all went to see it at the Avalon theater."
We finally had a chance to binge Wonderman, and I thought it was really great! It wraps things up and leaves room for more, but I also think the ending works well enough if they decide not to make another season. Ben Kingsley and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II have great chemistry on screen.
How I arrived on Bluesky.
I mean, neither was I, really.
I'm so sorry for putting disgusting smut on your post.
Bahahahahahaha why would it do that!
This joke was a real stretch but we made it folks
Squeeze filling in as hosts for Mikey Day on Netflix’s Is It Cake?: Cake me I’m yours because dreams are made of cake
Homer Simpson eating slices of American cheese in his underwear.
Me:
Hi, I work in marketing and if I could push a button to end it all, I would.
If you’re a consumer of a product or service, it should disable all ads for that product or service everywhere you look. I already know about Hulu. We have nothing more to say to each other.
Instead of hate reading some nonsense essay about gender by some very hateable fella, you could read my book full of essays that are also about gender, and labour, and death, and addiction, and music, but in a much more curious and much more fun way
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