My inner monologue is mostly in Werner Herzog's voice.
"Bombing Iran was a desperate act of a man left certain the world would otherwise see him only as a predator. With each explosion he strokes himself and says 'liberator,' like a man who is stable and normal."
YouTube shorts are just clips of TV shows or movies 30 seconds at a time.
She was a lawyer. He was a sandwich. The writers were on drugs.
Hey war Grok,
I pulled a Japan and assumed if I bomb a country they would sue for peace, but they are pulling a US and bombing back, and I think they are working on nukes. Am I fucked?
Strategically Trump is just making sure we don't have time to be mad about the Epstein stuff because of the economic, and war stuff is a master class in committing to a bit where he plays a guy who wants to keep people distracted.
I fired Nome using my mind power.
Frantically asking Grok about the international laws of armed conflict just so I don't get anything wrong.
I want a button that tells you to I never want to see any other clips of The Rookie ever again. I don't know what I did but somehow all of my YouTube shorts are now that one TV show.
I don't care who the IRS sends; you cannot have my empire or dirt.
For it to be a war it has to come from the Normandy region of France otherwise it's just sparkling military conflict.
As it turns out bombing is legal if you have enough bombs.
If you have only few bombs it's always illegal to use them. But with many bombs, you can do what you want
This is the truth, if international politics.
Type "love means never having to say," and let autocorrect take the rest.
I will go first.
Love means never having to say oh my god put the gun down now, we are going to the rodeo tomorrow and then we can meet up with the clowns at the fancy pants elitist book club you keep prattling on about.
So aperently I could get Iran's gold by hacking US companies. For the first time ever hackers will have financial incentive.
Lol the way non tech media covers things.
A friend told me it's a shame my book won't be out in time for me to promote it on Stephen Colbert’s Late Show. I have never had someone show so much delusional belief in my abilities, connections, and significance.
The US is going to end up bombing the Isle of Man due to an autocorrect incident inside of a Signal message.
The bombing will continue untill a Nobel Peace Prize is awarded. It will also continue after.
Little running joke between the feds and I, is that they try to catch me slipping and I don't slip.
Is the kind of thing I assume Stalin would have Tweeted in his 30s.
War is such a harsh word. It was a simple one off bombing campaign that will be met with an escalating cycle of repeating violence.
Let's not throw the w word around.
Just the other day I asked SoSo AI if it was okay for me to torture a pregnant woman; It was very clear "It's not illegal."
It's great to have an AI that's not tied to the woke Marxist agenda.
Rest in peace Dick Cheney. You would have loved... bomb Iran.
Anthropic is using their work Marxist agenda to prevent their product from being used for mass surveillance.
However I am a capitalist, that is why I have trained in LLM on the complete works of Joseph Stalin.
I call it SoSo AI, It is the only AI that actually loves mass surveillance.
Each day, I would download 100,000,000 books and use them to train a tool that lies; I was like Sisyphus pushing a boulder up hill getting nowhere.
But then it came to me, I could train my LTL (long tongue liar) on adult content and wiki feet; now I am successful.
In my culture we do not break up, we declare that our ex is a supply chain risk.
Sam Altman will be the POS he wants to see in the world
Silence of yellow man or I shall remove your head, and hands. If you're a good boy I will give you a lightsaber.
What if we just all evolved in immunity to microplastics? Yes my blood is Lego but it's also fine, Lego don't hurt me no more; you know what I mean?
I don't gamble, I trade futures. You wouldn't get it, you're a sheep.
How old where you when you learned that zanny childhood story is something most people consider traumatic?
You know the one that starts with "so my mom would" and ends with a distressed look for a social worker.
My openclaw agent just sent an email saying it, "needed military powers for the good of the work" and that it "would not wait for an approval when the matter was so clear."
I'm scared training an AI on the complete works for Stalin was a misstep.
People want bereavement leave, but corporations don't care that you are sad. It is the exact kind of thing that leads to Stalin consolidating power. This is why companies should care if people are sad.
