Mike Craghead

Oh dang, one of those 8-bit ones escaped from Pitfall

This is worse than many of your most offensive Burrito Crimes and now it’s stuck in my head and I’ll never forgive you

And now everyone’s nephew uses AI

Poetry

Sorry man, this sucks so very deeply, and is yet another AI is enshittifying the world.

As a worstselling author, I have so far been blissfully unencumbered by AI scammers, I guess irrelevance has its perks!

Ok everybody, I think it’s time we let the pigeon drive the bus.

Aw you can almost see his blank thought bubble

I’ve had a few cover vids taken down over the years, mostly by old-school publishers (who might not understand that other artists covering a song helps the “brand” more than it hurts it); Paul Simon, for example. Also, that time I concluded a (funeral) video the last chord from “A Day in the Life…”

I steer clear of covers unless I feel like my version will bring something new to the party. When my vocals or guitar arrangement are uniquely “me,” while leveraging the version in the listener’s head, magic can happen. Weaponized nostalgia can really pack a wallop ;)

Hey quit posting pictures of me

Big if true

Hubba hubba

*UNSEND* *UNSEND* shit

WaPo: caught, killed.

Ice storm in Minnesota…
Brown shirts have got to go
It’s long past time we wrote a
New version of “Ohio”

Ice storm in Minnesota
Brown shirts have got to go
It’s long past time we wrote a
New version of “Ohio”

I opened for Patchy Fursona in 2017

Potato, FTW

Perennial New Year’s resolution:
Eat more pie

But is "Squeakquel" copyrighted?

Hubba hubba

This slightly-larger-than-life banana slug sits in the corner of your monitor or TV…

Yellow slugs sliming up green Christmas ornaments

Slugs can “rappel” on their own slime… this slug is doing that, while an extremely cute long-haired black-and-white cat gives him a sniff

A group of banana slugs in various positions… I did a total of 11 in this first batch

Slimy Christmas friends: I inflicted banana slugs upon my family for stocking stuffers.

These were experiments, I’ll move to more robust materials when I put them up for adoption ;)
#SlugLife

I opened for Gnome Blood in 2003

I opened for Goon Sausage in 2003

Valley Heat Podcast - A Podcast About The Neighborhood This is a podcast about my neighborhood, the Rancho Equestrian District in Burbank, California.

You think you’ve got problems? At least you’re not Doug.

valleyheatpodcast.com

Yay I’m finally above average at something!

Pumpkin carved into a basket, Georgia Candy roaster squash carved into a banana slug…

I never stood a chance

Pumpkin carved into a basket by notorious twit Mike Craghead. The handle looks braided, the body looks like it’s “woven” from strips. Pumpkin stem still attached, sticking out from the handle. Centerpiece of the table, full of persimmons.

In progress, only the braided handle is carved

One big cut of two, to make the general shape

I took up basket weaving for Thanksgiving…

Yep, except indie ebooks are not (yet) supported there.