lady wardriva

just imagined an AI service called mentat(dot)ai for me to hypothetically be annoyed at, searched it and it was real

i wrote a poem on the side of a fallen tree between the moss and lichen and gently rolled it down the hill, into the river and out to sea. i followed it using GPS and EU GALILEO satellite positioning systems as it disrupted shipping and forced bulk carrier AMBROSE DESTINY to take evasive action

celebrating 21 years of james blunt's back to bedlam

listening in on a generation alpha numbers station

whenever i open a command line terminal i am afraid that i am going to be eaten by a grue

i am a somewhat tragic figure, in that i have a runny nose

A+++ EBAYER, MUSCULAR, STRIKINGLY HANDSOME YET GENTLE FACE.. IF I COULD JUST BE HELD BY YOU ..

brought leftovers from the pudding i made

too right mate, fuckin gagging for a pint, havin a bit of a flutter on this one down the bookies, 2-nil I reckon, then down the pub

finished the game earlier today and agonised over the decision, it's almost as if this had themes and wanted to make me feel things

daily handbag carry:

opera gloves
sunglasses
a little derringer
cigarillo holder
three cigarillos each marked with a man's name

cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents

imagine if you will, jar jar binks, but instead of saying his classic line mesa jar jar binks he says mensa jar jar binks because he does well in iq tests and has joined mensa, imagine him saying mensa jar jar binks for a moment, now if you dropped his accent when imaging that, examine why that is

another depressing off-season in the tent hire for outdoor discos trade

spice rack with like loads of spices on there and also herbs

i need a cool system like that, my spice rack is a bit of a mess and really i should probably get them away from sunlight

This is a grittier, darker sonic the hedgehog than we've ever seen before. This isn't for kids, this is the real sonic for the true fans, who know how twisted and fucked up the world really is and just laugh at it, like the joker.

Paddington doesn't kill
that's the thing about him
like obviously people are harmed but we never see Paddington actively take a life or use a gun

i was just contacted by a charity and they're trying to get in touch with you as you're one of the worst cases of whatever it is that you are they have ever seen

as far is in my book is concerned, to live ethically is to live epically

there's a 31.9m diameter black sphere in deep space about 0.4 light years away and that's where my thoughts come from

nobody should have to know about xanthan gum

23:29: i have entered a dessert seeking mode

sonic the hedgehog is upset with you

crash is a blameless simpleton

she done it folks

congrats sammy

thinking about climbing into a rock tumbler and just getting tumbled for a while, at least until i am smooth

im sitting my ass down and learning

a selection of 1024x768 and 800x600 wallpapers

im not groaning every time i get up im 'powering up'