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Street View, retro PC/gameconsole hardware hacking, sumo fandom, whisky nerdery, and occasional bits about iOS/Android development. Trans rights are human rights. (he/him)

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Γ–oo on Steam A Bomb Caterpillar's Big Adventure! "Γ–oo" is a charming yet mysterious exploration puzzle platformer where you discover creative ways to use bombs!

Knocked out Γ–oo tonight in ~2 hours while half-assedly watching sumo, what an adorable little puzzle-platformer.

store.steampowered.com/app/2721890/...

08.03.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 6330 πŸ” 2367 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 151

Yes, it's quite different from the normal ending! And nearly impossible to get without a guide.

There's plenty of guides out there (gamefaqs etc) for it; they are pretty straightforward. I wouldn't try to do it on your first playthrough though.

08.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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added emotes to online play in office chair curling

28.02.2026 08:32 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your bluesky devs, ladies and gentlemen and enbies

07.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Human makes mistake: This is a training issue we will address to make sure it won't happen again. Also, humans are dumb.

AI makes mistake: Haha it's just hallucinating obviously your expectations are too high Luddite thats the problem. Also, AI is brilliant.

06.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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Fall down the rabbit hole with this incredibly whimsical sugar masterpiece. OMG it captures the essence of the White Rabbit perfectly as if straight out of Wonderland!! Eat this? Never! Cherish it? Forever.

@willy_wonka_o.o_ wows us!

#beautifulbizarre #sugarart #alicewonderland #caketopper

07.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

God, this. Privateer was probably the most formative game I played as a kid

Elite: Dangerous came close but didn't quite have the same mix

07.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yup

06.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from Winnie's Hole at the end of the Eeyore fight, Pooh has 600+ HP and 14 Spike

Screenshot from Winnie's Hole at the end of the Eeyore fight, Pooh has 600+ HP and 14 Spike

ALL THE HP! This build was kinda boring but fun to play anyways.

Key perks:
* Neuron Activation
* Gigantic (all +shield effects are turned into temporary max HP)
* Fortify (all +shield is doubled)
* Prickle (gain serration/spike every time you take unblocked damage)

06.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Honorable Mentions, because 9 isn't nearly enough:
* AC2: Brotherhood
* MechWarrior 4
* Hardspace: Shipbreaker
* Cobalt Core
* Prey 2017
* Super Metroid
* Borderlands 2
* Dreadnought (sadly not playable anymore)

06.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
3x3 meme with nine highly influential games for me:
* Destiny 2
* Warframe
* Satisfactory
* Eve Online
* Octopath Traveler
* Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
* Armored Core 6: Fires of Rubicon
* Pacific Drive
* Shenzhen I/O

3x3 meme with nine highly influential games for me: * Destiny 2 * Warframe * Satisfactory * Eve Online * Octopath Traveler * Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice * Armored Core 6: Fires of Rubicon * Pacific Drive * Shenzhen I/O

Yeah, sure, let's do the 3x3 meme.

06.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

LRT: Yep, I have both of my old ICQ numbers (1473314 and 6610607) pretty much permanently on the brain tapes.

I have been using the same email address, uninterrupted, since the summer of 2000. It is older than multiple coworkers.

But I also can't remember what I ate for lunch yesterday.

06.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

so the world's energy mix looks like this. around 20%-25% of the world's oil (7%pt of total energy) and a third of the world's gas (another 7%pt) goes thru hormuz.

right now that's been zero'd out, and there's no clear path back. a sixth of the world's energy supply is just... gone.

06.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 507 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 17
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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 20618 πŸ” 4384 πŸ’¬ 763 πŸ“Œ 1133

Does the position come with a crown, and will you wear the crown to Denny’s?

06.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"Caves of Cud" - a Caves of Qud / Cow Tools crossover

"Caves of Cud" - a Caves of Qud / Cow Tools crossover

Caves of Qud

02.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 276 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

feels like a minute since i have pointed out that donald trump has pardoned more child sex offenders than every other president of the united states combined

05.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 3171 πŸ” 1076 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 24
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Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

05.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 6041 πŸ” 2139 πŸ’¬ 116 πŸ“Œ 124
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 16493 πŸ” 3347 πŸ’¬ 258 πŸ“Œ 174
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(Four-player modem DOOM at VCF SoCal)
ME: So how did you get the show to run you four landlines?
EXHIBITOR: Oh, I’m running my own PBX and modem bank.
ME: you WHAT

14.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

I have never understood why bluesky thinks letting team members act like assholes to the userbase is a great idea.

Not all of the team does, but those that do seem to go into tantrums that rival some of the biggest drama kings/queens/NB royalty on the site.

It's unprofessional and very stupid.

06.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

THE BLEP

05.03.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know this isn't AI because AI couldn't come up with something this cringe. You HAVE to be an ape man to look at this and think "yes, that is a gun that makes sense and that I want to hold and shoot."

Waffen-Werle is my new favorite nightmare gun builder. If Kel Tec is on coke this is bath salts.

05.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 0
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i’d make the case that the doohickey oughta be mentioned in the same breath as excalibur and other weapons of legend

05.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 1424 πŸ” 468 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 42

saw that video of the senator breaking a veteran’s arm and having one of those useless moments of β€œten years ago this would have been the only news story in America for two weeks”

04.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 167 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A tattoo cover up of Jesus Cheist and a dove with Shredder and the Ninja Turtles

A tattoo cover up of Jesus Cheist and a dove with Shredder and the Ninja Turtles

This isn't a knock on the quality of the cover-up, those are always tricky, but replacing JESUS OF NAZARETH with SHREDDER OF THE FOOT CLAN is the funniest god damn thing

02.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 1005 πŸ” 251 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 24

losing a primary by FIFTY points because you backed ICE should tell everyone where the zeitgeist is right now

04.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 6139 πŸ” 1164 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 38
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ff6

01.03.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 3986 πŸ” 1677 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 7