🎧: open.spotify.com/episode/1EIE...
I hope you’ll think of us when watching #ThePitt tonight.
A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."
an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:
*now with correct phone number
Do you think this is what my parents meant when they said they wanted me to go to med school?
(More info here*: www.instagram.com/reel/DVRYJvM...)
Ozzy complaining about his back on #Survivor50 is one of the most important things that has happened on TV this year.
The way this season is forcing us all to confront our mortality.
Too much? SORRY I HAVE TO JUSTIFY THE THREE HOURS I SPENT WATCHING.
New Studio. Who this?
I’ve been in the Hatosy Hive since the 90s. I’ve put in the TIME.
Though the camera didn’t quite catch it, this was a literal spit take.
Prestige: The Pitt — open.spotify.com/episode/11VZ...
My favorite comment we got this week (and I’m paraphrasing badly) is something like “as if I’m going to listen to two chicks with skincare routines talk about medieval combat.”
Me: OMG thank you for noticing.
Full #HOTD House of R trailer breakdown coming next week. 💚💚
Whelp.
Cinema. As the kids say.
A SECRET Yorkshire witch!?!?
The Oscars Snubs Draft with @kateyrich.bsky.social
and @jowrotethis.bsky.social! This one was a lot of fun, we went way back.
Plus: Enormous and deeply passionate SIRĀT director Oliver Laxe joins me to discuss his explosive new film.
open.spotify.com/episode/1o0S...
I have a witch friend who always says “rejection is divine protection” and honestly I think it’s saved my mental health.
Yes I am from California why do you ask.
TFW you’re trying to explain the Battle of the Redgrass Field. 🔇
And never fucking have been.
It’s almost like these online data points that are so easily manipulated by the public are…NO DATA POINTS AT ALL.
Also Harry Melling as per usual. 💚💚💚
We went to a nearly sold out screening of Pillion today. I see you, LA, you lovely sappy sickos. Happy Valentine’s Day.
Hell yeah 🌊
Today’s haul from my favorite bookstore.
Best martini in LA?
“Who wants to listen to a two and half hour podcasts about a 30 min show?”
I dunno! Somebody!
TV? It rules.
I saw five movies in theaters this last week in LA. And I’d rank them:
5. Only God Forgives (New Bev)
4. Inland Empire (Academy Museum)
3. Bronson (New Bev)
2. No Other Choice (not that Burbank AMC but the one across the street)
1. Romancing the Stone (Vidiots)
Sorry (not sorry).