a man wearing a watch is covering his mouth with his hand ALT: a man wearing a watch is covering his mouth with his hand

Remember, boys. This is baseball. We are not here to have fun, enjoy anything, or create happiness in ourselves or the crowd. We are here to grind our teeth and stare at people until they submit to our will. Much like Judge Dredd. Now go out there and be like the military.

I want to know who is responsible for this, why they did it, and why just rallying around being really awesome at the best sport on the planet with a chance to prove on a global stage it is seemingly not enough motivation for the dudes in this clubhouse.

It’s poser bullshit and it sucks.

The contrast on Sunday is "best lineup of all time, pimping every home run in increasingly over-the-top ways and talking about bananas" vs. "best young pitcher in decades, listening to pregame talks by the guy who recently said young men would be his concubines in another era"

Fly, you fuels!

can this be a solution?

He’s no Judge. That’s for sure

Trump Lawyer Rebuked at ABA for Saying DOJ in a ‘Better Place’ A typically collegial white collar legal conference turned testy when one of the president’s defense attorneys faced incredulous and at one point rancorous pushback for praising Trump’s Justice Depart...

Trump defense lawyer John Lauro faced unusually testy pushback from co-panelists & DOJ alums attending ABA conference.
Lauro praised Trump DOJ for being in a "better place" now that Jack Smith isn't victimizing the president.
"You're a clown," someone yelled.
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...

Oh no, these videos might ruin the reputation of the guys who stole our social security numbers

#LGRW playoff push rooting guide, Mar. 14:

🚨:
Ducks @ Sens → ANA win
Bruins @ Capitals → WSH win
Sharks @ Canadiens → SJS win
Flames @ Islanders → CGY win
Jackets @ Flyers → PHI win

👀:
Leafs @ Sabres → TOR win
Canes @ Lightning → CAR win
Penguins @ Mammoth → UTA win

it's deeply embarrassing that team usa is treating the wbc like a military operation while every other team is just having a lot of fun

Holy moly is AIPAC afraid of Kat.

Yup just read that one too. It scratched the itch

For the you can’t make this up file. TSA, FEMA and DHS are currently shut down because the GOP refuses to separate ICE from the package and/or provide reasonable conditions on ICE (no masks, judicial warrants, etc.). And so next week they are using up limited floor time for (wait for it)…

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Map of the ME showing the two straits

Yemen’s Houthis have announced they’ll be joining the war in support of Iran shortly. Analysts expect them to shut down another strait, Bab El-Mandeb, which will close the Suez Canal. The global economy hangs by a thread.

it's hilarious that Trump thinks he can just de-escalate things now. he no longer has a say. it's all in Iran's control now. they decide when this ends.

Haitian immigrant last seen in ICE custody—found dead on the street 3 days later.

Agents drove her 1 hour away from home for processing—then released without notifying her family.

Her body was found near a bus stop.

2026 Fantasy Baseball Top 300: Jarren Duran, Matt McLain climbing the rankings While injured pitchers tumble, Shota Imanaga and Kodai Senga are throwing harder and moving up the updated Top 300.

Here's an updated Top 300 just in time for this weekend's drafts.

www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/base...

Team DR has a moral and ethical requirement to prevent this group of living and breathing Thin Blue Line Punisher Tattoos from fulfilling their dream: eating cold McDoubles with a decomposing pedophile

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Of course it’s that fucking guy

Hysteria- Muse
Breed - Nirvana
75 Bars - The Roots

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

@drummerwrites.bsky.social made this for me

Prime video ad free jacking up the price. How cute. Everything is getting worse every day

I wish the “Kamala will start a war, Trump is the peace candidate” people had enough self-awareness to feel shame. Alas.

Don’t make me buy back in on Holmes

Seven starting pitchers with improved stuff this spring, doing it by throwing multiple changeups, changing shapes, adding fastballs, and moving on the mound: www.nytimes.com/athletic/710...

Trump: "The Iran National Soccer Team is welcome to The World Cup, but I really don’t believe it is appropriate that they be there, for their own life and safety. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"