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the headline is actually "from killing her dog to luxury jets: six times kristi noem made headlines" and i just wanted to memorialize all those jets she killed 🥀
www.bbc.com/news/article...
i love how you can tell the time of day just by looking at the trending feed. who needs windows or sunlight
i'm going to sleep right after this but did i miss something
jk the news made me happy today, just didn't have time. idk why we keep choosing states that don't have a border crisis to manage the border but finally we don't have to watch that puppy shooter talk on tv anymore
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football season just ended, i cannot yet summon the energy for election season
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january 6 should not be trending rn, what happened
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I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Mar 4th 2026 (Medium), in 02:26
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how i arrived on Bluesky
thank you sir
two things can be simultaneously true *sobs*
ok but how do you accidentally shoot three jets down
that's not so bad (reads it again) oh ok i'll type through my tears
NOOOOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT
Someone needs to tell republicans if we took the money they invested into AI companies and put it to health research, we could figure out how to make their dicks bigger.
we could give them their hairlines back and all their women would have full cheeks again but noooo they'd rather generate videos of fighter jets dumping feces on cities
i'm serious about this
In-game, Earth is mostly a burned shell. Only Mexico, the Pacific Coast of the United States (probably west of Colorado), and presumably Alaska and Hawaii remain. Not pictured is the perfectly intact Argentina and Chile, Southeast Asia, and Japan. This is a joke and I have no intention of annihilating 92% of the world's population
i love this game thank you @riolu.communism.quest
A tutorial screenshot of the recommended game, Solar Smash, with a laser aimed approximately at Texas
it's not so bad
is ao3 down againnnn
it's just a love bite from netanyahu 🥺
Trending on BlueSky 1. AO3 Down 2. Marco Rubio 3. Trump and Pentagon 4. Kuwait Crashes 5. Michael B. Jordan
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I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Mar 2nd 2026 (Easy), in 03:18
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and they call it love island
can five people insult me into doing my assignments
There are so many penalties imposed by society for being the kind of person who drives a Cybertruck.
- You’re fined $80,000
- You have to drive a Cybertruck
- Everyone sees you driving a Cybertruck
- The word “Cybertruck” is a central part of your life
- You become That Cybertruck Person
somehow had not ever ridden in a Tesla until last night and wow what a hunka junk!! everything feels a little thin and flimsy. it's like a fake car. i needed to be told how to open the door when entering and exiting lol just a real symphony of industrial design and engineering
i'm stealing some of these
this thread is incredible