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@baxterottoman

I plan on posting a LOT of weird fucking porn. Don't follow me unless you want your timeline filled with weird fucking porn. I won't hold it against you. I come from Cohost, don't worry.

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Farbtoner

Farbtoner

found out that this is a legitimate company and I'm losing my goddamn mind

02.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 1662 πŸ” 323 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 58

It'd be cool to see a factory game about rewilding a place.

26.02.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Oh hey, this milk I got at the beginning of the month and never opened. I wonder if it's any good? I'll just pour myself a glass and see." And then I took a big ol' swig of yogurt.

25.02.2026 07:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
WRITING COMMISSIONS OPEN!

$30 for 1000 words! Discounts for longer stories! I'm excited to write for folks!

Bowser: "Value like this is why I married you, sweet stuff!"

Samples:
β€œY’ready down there, snacksize?” came Paul’s deep, gruff voice. It was punctuated by an equally deep and powerful rumble from his gut, which quaked over the poor bull’s body with alarming force. He didn’t wait for Monty’s reply before he drove his hips forward, skewering the boy in one bed-shaking thrust.

β€œGood start,” the Queen intoned, crossing her legs. Brown-furred thighs buried the acolyte, pinning him against her crotch. This freed her hands up, and she cupped her ample bust, admiring the deep cleavage in the plunging, furred neckline. Her long, black boots caught the light beautifully.

 With each lap of his tongue he forgot his worries; each approving grunt from that fatherly Doberman silenced another of his doubts. This is good, he thought as his muzzle squashed between those toned cheeks. This is so fucking good. This is where I belong.

The playdate had escalated from initial touching to hole-eating and then to full anal excavation. And throughout, in the heady delirium of the scene, everything I did was to serve and worship her abyss. As a bottom, she was greedy and assertive. She understood that in her power dynamic of choice, the entire world was her throne, to be sat on and engulfed for her indulgence. And in the giddy daze of afterglow I knew that I had had a transformative experience - even though it was her hole that had been worked from a soft pucker into a meaty cavern. She had, literally, flexed on me.

WRITING COMMISSIONS OPEN! $30 for 1000 words! Discounts for longer stories! I'm excited to write for folks! Bowser: "Value like this is why I married you, sweet stuff!" Samples: β€œY’ready down there, snacksize?” came Paul’s deep, gruff voice. It was punctuated by an equally deep and powerful rumble from his gut, which quaked over the poor bull’s body with alarming force. He didn’t wait for Monty’s reply before he drove his hips forward, skewering the boy in one bed-shaking thrust. β€œGood start,” the Queen intoned, crossing her legs. Brown-furred thighs buried the acolyte, pinning him against her crotch. This freed her hands up, and she cupped her ample bust, admiring the deep cleavage in the plunging, furred neckline. Her long, black boots caught the light beautifully. With each lap of his tongue he forgot his worries; each approving grunt from that fatherly Doberman silenced another of his doubts. This is good, he thought as his muzzle squashed between those toned cheeks. This is so fucking good. This is where I belong. The playdate had escalated from initial touching to hole-eating and then to full anal excavation. And throughout, in the heady delirium of the scene, everything I did was to serve and worship her abyss. As a bottom, she was greedy and assertive. She understood that in her power dynamic of choice, the entire world was her throne, to be sat on and engulfed for her indulgence. And in the giddy daze of afterglow I knew that I had had a transformative experience - even though it was her hole that had been worked from a soft pucker into a meaty cavern. She had, literally, flexed on me.

I need MONEY! Comms are OPEN! Taking a few slots for now! DM me for inquiries and for longer samples!

23.02.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

When the boubas are kiki.

21.02.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, the dodickahardon.

19.02.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a bit baffled by the color choices for the basic set of POSCA markers. There's two blues and a pink, but no orange or purple.

14.02.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.02.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 1270 πŸ” 366 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 8

I'm sorry but posting AI memes about yourself is like coming out as a funko pop

04.02.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 425 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
some frotware

some frotware

what did she mean by this

23.05.2024 16:40 πŸ‘ 1032 πŸ” 278 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 9

Okay, cool. Gonna save these without transparency because that seems to fucker it up.

01.02.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let's see if this posts without the weird dark artifacts.

01.02.2026 07:06 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

What the hell? Bluesky fucked the colors on this for some reason.

01.02.2026 07:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An illustration of a blue cartoon dog thing rendered in POSCA paint pens.

An illustration of a blue cartoon dog thing rendered in POSCA paint pens.

I wanna make a goal for myself to draw more, so here's me, drawing more. I got some POSCAs to try out, because unfamiliar tools sort of free me from expectations. I like 'em!

01.02.2026 07:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuckin' hell, I got a day to get out of the house after being snowed in for like five days and someone pulls out in front of me way too close and the car I was driving is hard fuckered.

29.01.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doing VA stuff seems like it'd be really neat. How's someone even get into that though?

29.01.2026 06:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

DO ITTTTT, SUPPORT RABID, HE AND HIS ART ARE THE FUCKIN' BEEEST

24.01.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep meaning to put serious hands on Godot. A game jam could light a fire under my ass. I oughta.

22.01.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Forgot to mention, but I got some new shirts made for the con! They’ll be for sale if I get an artist alley table
But u could also just slip me some $ if you see me in person and want one :)

16.01.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I want that on a tank top so bad.

16.01.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am in a deficit for bitchin' tank tops right now and I hate it.

14.01.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God I am so exhausted by everything trying to bolt a lying engine on to the side of whatever service.

10.01.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god, this reads like a stroke.

08.01.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really wish I knew the history behind this because I'm convinced that it was animated before the final line was recorded and Blanc just went fucking NUTS in the recording booth and Jones busted a gut and decided to keep it and I wanna know if I'm right or not.

06.01.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.01.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 5527 πŸ” 3152 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 7

Gonna have to buy yourself a hoola hoop too, I'm afraid.

30.12.2025 21:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No fake, this is my number 1 holiday season jam, it's so cozy.

24.12.2025 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man, I been seeing videos about Vintage Story and my brain won't let me ignore them and now I wanna play it but I can't afford to drop cash on games right now and I've gotta wait for after Christmas and aaaugh, I hate wanting getting fixated on things I can't have.

21.12.2025 23:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, folks! It would mean a lot to me if you could help spread the word of Devteam Drifter being on bluesky, and of our newest release. We've been working hard on a lot of content, and we dont have quite the following here as of yet. Any signal boosting would be appreciated. bsky.app/profile/devt...

10.12.2025 16:54 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I am impregnable against the woes and harrows of the winter months, for I am making soup.

16.12.2025 18:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0