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But he's raised all that money! Well, if he really cares about beating Susan Collins he can transfer it to help the candidate without the Nazi tattoo.

There you go, Platnerheads. You don't have to hold you nose about a Nazi tattoo to beat Susan Collins.

Whoa

Another reason to support court reform is that the Supreme Court, as constituted, is incapable of functionally administering the law. A court that wasn't captured by far right billionaires would've prevented the government from enforcing these at all.

Yeah, sorry about the forfeit last week. Forgot to submit and then tried at like 1220 and it was too late

how much farther are you willing to go for this position?

Shield of America or whatever the fuck it's called is so cartoonishly fash that your editor would make you cut it from the novel

fucked up a perfectly good monkey.

Put in a ticket! No.

One of the beautiful things about hybrid working in a hoteling situation is not discovering until after you've settled in and started work that the dock at your desk randomly caused your monitors to reset fucks with your screen layout, so your choices are deal or move.

What about a pistachio sauce similar to a peanut sauce?

It's not my state, but I think Janet Mills is probably the better option. She at least stood up to Trump on trans youth issues.

You don't have to make excuses for Platner. He's never acted like there was anything wrong with the tattoo, and seems annoyed to even have to have acknowledged it. Y'all are doing more to explain it away that he is. And despite that, you still want him in the Senate.

I've studied human life for years, and I wouldn't have recognized that red stuff that occasionally spills out of them as specifically blood

"he's just stupid! i find this plausible because i am also stupid!" is objectively a weird angle people keep trying to take on this. if you've studied WW2 for years you know what it is. if you watch an hour of the history channel falling asleep on the couch every day you know what it is

Any window's a good window for Prague.

What's the difference between Gavin Newsom and Thomas Keller?

One creates awful displays of hostility toward the underhoused and the other creates offal displays and is hostile toward the underhoused

Did Gavin Newsom get the idea to destroy people's homes and belongings from talking to Thomas Keller?

The one on the left counts as reading. You can include it your reading list

Just looked and Pillion is getting at least a third week. Harry Lighton's next budget is going to be big.

if your daughter brought a guy over and his name was markwayne you would ground her

craig finn dinging into a mic with his arms outspread and a speech bubble impliedly encompassing the above skeet

Just passing a law granting wide-reaching immunity under the UCMJ to spill all the tea

Season 6 of The FX Original Series Justified, baby!

The future Congressional hearings featuring soldiers currently livid about their orders and the conditions of their deployments are going to be lit.

that's right

Hey Amy, you can do the easiest thing in the world to protect your constituents: Put a hold on any nomination to replace Noem. That cabinet position has been weaponized against Minnesota. Not only should you not vote to affirm any nominee, you can shut it all down. And you should.

wow, so people in the Trump admin can get fired for being on a sex plane

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