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Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

05.03.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 7830 ๐Ÿ” 1851 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 90 ๐Ÿ“Œ 91

labormogged by weekendmaxxing

06.03.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We count that as an infrastructure humblebrag here in Minneapolis.

06.03.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wait, did i jump into a long-running bug flour thing?

06.03.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Dinner With Andre3000: Waiter asked my glass preference for champagne. I said, "Coupe. I hate flutes."

We ate in silence.

06.03.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hybrid Sausages Using Pork and Cricket Flour: Texture and Oxidative Storage Stability This study aimed to study the functionalities of cricket flour (CF) and the effects of the addition of CF on the texture and oxidative stability of hybrid sausages made from lean pork and CF. Functional properties of CF, including protein ...

SCIENCE!!
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

06.03.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i bet there's an insect flour you can use as a binder

06.03.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i don't know why, but those words in my field of vision invoke "cigarette" so i immediately get grossed out by the idea of a gummy cig brat

06.03.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what is it with our warmongering class being bamboozled by women from stanford?

06.03.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You shall not pass... without some artfully placed tape to help with that tuck."

06.03.2026 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they're-a gonna win

06.03.2026 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One one hand, maybe rising gas prices will make our summer road trip unfeasible. On the other, maybe rising gas prices will make other people's summer road trips unfeasible and lower lodging to mitigate higher vacancy rates.

I'm guessing the former is much more likely.

06.03.2026 19:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not as intended, but it did prompt me to scheme up a kimchi potato salad idea to test

06.03.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Potato salad, kimchi, oyster crackers

06.03.2026 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And for some reason this infuriates some people.

06.03.2026 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

evangelicals have a great deal to contribute to American society. just ask them.

06.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But he's raised all that money! Well, if he really cares about beating Susan Collins he can transfer it to help the candidate without the Nazi tattoo.

06.03.2026 16:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There you go, Platnerheads. You don't have to hold you nose about a Nazi tattoo to beat Susan Collins.

06.03.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whoa

06.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another reason to support court reform is that the Supreme Court, as constituted, is incapable of functionally administering the law. A court that wasn't captured by far right billionaires would've prevented the government from enforcing these at all.

06.03.2026 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 525 ๐Ÿ” 92 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, sorry about the forfeit last week. Forgot to submit and then tried at like 1220 and it was too late

06.03.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how much farther are you willing to go for this position?

06.03.2026 15:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shield of America or whatever the fuck it's called is so cartoonishly fash that your editor would make you cut it from the novel

06.03.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fucked up a perfectly good monkey.

06.03.2026 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Put in a ticket! No.

06.03.2026 15:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the beautiful things about hybrid working in a hoteling situation is not discovering until after you've settled in and started work that the dock at your desk randomly caused your monitors to reset fucks with your screen layout, so your choices are deal or move.

06.03.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

What about a pistachio sauce similar to a peanut sauce?

06.03.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not my state, but I think Janet Mills is probably the better option. She at least stood up to Trump on trans youth issues.

06.03.2026 13:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You don't have to make excuses for Platner. He's never acted like there was anything wrong with the tattoo, and seems annoyed to even have to have acknowledged it. Y'all are doing more to explain it away that he is. And despite that, you still want him in the Senate.

06.03.2026 13:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've studied human life for years, and I wouldn't have recognized that red stuff that occasionally spills out of them as specifically blood

06.03.2026 12:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0