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do you think maybe klimt just liked painting gold rectangles and the two human lovers in "The Kiss" were perhaps merely an afterthought?

Exclusive | Epstein prison guard googled him minutes before his body was found — and made mysterious deposit days before his suicide: DOJ Tova Noel was one of the two Metropolitan Correctional Center workers accused of falsifying records to say they checked on Epstein throughout the night before his suicide.

What in the world...? nypost.com/2026/03/07/u...

i'm a sappy basic bitch www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCJb...

started making my own pickles w thai chilies. p good

Literally thought this was the Onion

my grocery delivery company sent me an heirloom squash and i was skeptical but oh my god this is delicious

nothing quite so emasculating as having the hiccups as an adult

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

A tweet: The Matrix but it's tiki. Morpheus wearing a lei--you take the blue lagoon mai tai, the story ends. Etc etc.

i regret to inform you the bad place still has occasional bangers

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

jamaican

just heard a guy on youtube say "in the grand scream of things"

And then the reveal of Jim, Jerry, & Frank, allowing the audience to see how the magic is made. I always note how forthcoming Jim is, again & again, about giving credit to his collaborators, so the public knows it wasn’t just him behind The Muppets.

A golden-costumed figure with chain mail and a jester's headdress and baton riding high in a parade against a silvery, darkening sky

Images of beauty and elation in New Orleans at Mardi Gras, the characteristically soulful, arresting work of @todseelie.bsky.social

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How's this for a horror icon team up?

David Cronenberg is playing Sarah Michelle Gellar's father in READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME!

"When they told me David Cronenberg was playing my father, I about dropped," Sarah Michelle Gellar recalls.

"Like that's... a legend."

Rent relief for two undocumented mothers at risk of eviction. Venmo funds to @ntm504

I’m reaching out again to ask for support for New Orleans immigrant families. We’re seeking $3,000 to keep these two families housed.
#AbolishICE #NOLAsky

i don't have venmo. can i paypal $50 somewhere?

Important to keep in mind that a guy like Mullin can be barely competent enough to tie his own shoes but still absolutely full of ugly malice.

Bernard LaFayette, Selma voting rights organizer, has died Voting rights organizer Bernard LaFayette has died. LaFayette's son says his father died Thursday morning of a heart attack. He was 85.

Bernard LaFayette, the advance man who did the risky groundwork for the voter registration campaign in Selma, Alabama, that culminated in the passage of the Voting Rights Act of 1965, has died.

There's no reason for Iran to attack NATO nation Turkey—but a drone did. Iran denies sending it.

There's no reason for Iran to attack a UK base in Cyprus—but a drone did. Iran denies sending it.

Now Azerbaijan has been attacked. Iran denies involvement.

I think this is Israel.

Post See new posts ConversationSéamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek Israeli opposition leader Yair Lapid says that Israel should depopulate and destroy every village in southern Lebanon, with the Yellow Line in Gaza as the model, and that "it may not be pleasant to scrape off two or three Lebanese villages, but they brought this on themselves." 0:29 / 0:45 2:44 PM · Mar 5, 2026 · 126.6K Views

Well the good news is that the Israeli opposition isn't actually all that crazy right.

Picture unrelated btw

SEPTIC TANKS PUMPED SWIMMING POOLS FILLED NOT SAME TRUCK

Appreciate the clarity

more calm in the form of sea potatoes! harbor seals with not a care in the world, in a protected cove fulla fish and kelp.

The anagram is My, a wanker

My mom just texted to ask “do you want a drawing from your cousin” and my first thought was “why in the goddamn world would I want that”

And then this was the drawing

Child care workers earn less than 96% of jobs in New York State and it's Kathy Hochul's fault. There will never be enough child care for every family that needs it as long as this is the reality, but every year she does whatever she can during the state budget to keep them in poverty.

jared golden is my parents' congresscritter, they had a sign on their lawn for him, and he's done nothing but suck and they've been aghast at the shit he's pulled

what if he turns out to be the batman