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"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."

06.02.2026 15:00 👍 6119 🔁 2112 💬 33 📌 11

I am absolutely convinced that one of the reasons our imperialism continues unchecked year after year is because white suburbs never see the consequences. They're not occupied by soldiers or bombed by munitions. Even school shootings are just a fact of life, so dead people abroad barely register.

07.03.2026 18:29 👍 275 🔁 71 💬 24 📌 11

Is 4:20:00 too long to expect people to sit through the premiere of a video at a theatre

06.03.2026 23:36 👍 4946 🔁 246 💬 380 📌 62

There is a legal provision in immigration law that someone married to a US citizen can stay in the US while there visa is pending. Immigration officials have long recognized it to allow residency during the wait time. The DHS has just stopped following this part of the law.

07.03.2026 13:24 👍 4340 🔁 1644 💬 64 📌 40

no john woo doves though

06.03.2026 08:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

holy shit they're making elite pirates

05.03.2026 22:04 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

05.03.2026 16:03 👍 6279 🔁 2381 💬 60 📌 17
Screenshot of the Jacksfilms "When the fajitas come out sizzlin" tweet

Screenshot of the Jacksfilms "When the fajitas come out sizzlin" tweet

05.03.2026 02:46 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have a 2nd degree black belt in taekwondo

05.03.2026 02:44 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.03.2026 00:59 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

bashprime

04.03.2026 23:46 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

bashprime

04.03.2026 20:50 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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We've freed Cookie's Bustle from copyright hell. Here's how. | Video Game History Foundation We've stopped a persistent copyright troll who was trying to impede our work. Here's everything we learned—and how we beat them.

BREAKING: We've freed Cookie.

Following an investigation by VGHF, Ukie and Web Capio have suspended DMCA takedowns for Cookie's Bustle on behalf of Graceware, SL.

More info:

03.03.2026 17:57 👍 6290 🔁 3165 💬 81 📌 308
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NEWS
THE RIZZLER SAYS HE IS 'DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED' WITH ISRAEL'S AGGRESSIVE MILITARY TACTICS TOWARDS IRAN
"I strongly disagree with Israel's tactics"

NEWS THE RIZZLER SAYS HE IS 'DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED' WITH ISRAEL'S AGGRESSIVE MILITARY TACTICS TOWARDS IRAN "I strongly disagree with Israel's tactics"

02.03.2026 15:18 👍 978 🔁 182 💬 19 📌 14
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One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

02.03.2026 10:20 👍 13392 🔁 4254 💬 131 📌 174

I'm hearing "fah" in almost every commentary video that I've watched this past month and I am here for it

fahhhhhhhhhhhhh

02.03.2026 06:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is a policy of genocide.

02.03.2026 01:21 👍 1975 🔁 837 💬 13 📌 10
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There was some reporting today about my foreign policy positions, which surprised everyone… including me.

To clarify, here’s where I stand:

28.02.2026 04:42 👍 2878 🔁 601 💬 70 📌 51

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

28.02.2026 18:53 👍 23565 🔁 5963 💬 141 📌 66

Jesus fucking christ the settler colony must fall it cannot be allowed to wage more war

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

28.02.2026 07:23 👍 301 🔁 47 💬 0 📌 1

bro why.

28.02.2026 08:13 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Thank you. Go kick their asses.

27.02.2026 14:11 👍 745 🔁 150 💬 1 📌 0

Today was better at least. I think it's the stomach flu but I've been managing my symptoms well today

28.02.2026 05:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

101.5F fever 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

27.02.2026 03:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 1

This account has gone through an amazing transformation, absolutely immaculate memes

27.02.2026 03:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hey friend, politicians don't love you you shouldn't love them it's weird and embarrassing

A picture of Brian with the text Hey friend, politicians don't love you you shouldn't love them it's weird and embarrassing

27.02.2026 02:16 👍 2318 🔁 646 💬 22 📌 3

Get in the crystal

26.02.2026 20:42 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of an email:

Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me

Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;

I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.

According to our records,

1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members

Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜

If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)

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Regards,
   ___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
   Partner Infra Platform Experiences team

As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™

New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!

Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a

Screenshot of an email: Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request To: me Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;; I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15. According to our records, 1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable. 2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜 If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!) —- Regards, ___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5) Partner Infra Platform Experiences team As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™ New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account! Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

17.12.2025 14:49 👍 3536 🔁 1027 💬 107 📌 171