Mike Beasley's Avatar

Mike Beasley

@mikebeas.com

Full stack developer. https://www.mikebeas.com @shades.mikebeas.com for Destiny 2. @updatekit.mikebeas.com for Apple Shortcuts.

426
Followers
44
Following
4,839
Posts
11.04.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Mike Beasley @mikebeas.com

I’ve got a hand gesture for the AI it should recognize pretty easily

11.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

need something that replaces when someone uses a fake made-up demonym for Americans with the correct word β€œAmerican” so that these other idiotic mistakes never have to cross my eyes again.

11.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dunno why people are mad about robots that can pick fruit. that just makes it easier for farmers to pick fruit. feels like being mad about a tractor. oh no things got easier for farmers. tractors didn’t replace them and fruit-picking robots won’t replace them. what’s all the fuss about

10.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LLMs are nothing more than models of the distribution of the word forms in their training data, with weights modified by post-training to produce somewhat different distributions. Unless your use case requires a model of a distribution of word forms in text, indeed, they suck and aren't useful.

24.04.2025 16:53 πŸ‘ 1655 πŸ” 504 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 76

This administrationβ€¦β€¦πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

10.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 1187 πŸ” 295 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 47
Post image Post image

Secretary Wright tweeted that the US Navy escorted an oil tanker through the Strait of Hormuz, a headline that got blasted out across all the wire services.

And then he promptly deleted the tweet.

10.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 849 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 26

Twitch could easily add bsky account connection and write that record anytime they want. It wouldn’t even be a terrible idea, as it promotes their platform. I believe they already have β€œpost when I go live” settings for Facebook and Twitter.

10.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The stupidest timeline

10.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right, those are the same code. I assume they did that because the alternative was having people put that record in their repo and then just leave it there forever even when they were no longer live because they either forgot to remove it or they want to abuse the live indicator.

10.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s only if you set it yourself in the app. Your streaming service can set it automatically on your behalf with no duration by writing a record to your repo and then deleting it when you’re no longer live, like @stream.place does.

10.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That hasn’t been true for some time. There are people running all parts of the stack pretty cheaply these days. The Relay and AppView were the last two big ones. The Relay got extremely cheap with Sync 1.1, and the first full AppViews are being stood up now.

10.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also I don’t want to deal with things like bandwidth and blob storage if somebody decides they want to run a bunch of requests against my PDS for some reason.

10.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to do this at some point but I’m afraid of my home internet going down, leaving me unable to access bsky, even over cellular, or accidentally misconfiguring it and somehow exposing my connected hard drive to the web or something lol. If anyone could, it would be me.

10.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

there are no parts to sell. that’s the whole point of bluesky.

10.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Interim CEOs from investors are pretty typical when a CEO search is ongoing. There aren’t a lot of experienced CEO candidates standing by to step in when a CEO steps down and a new one hasn’t been selected yet.

10.03.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was awfully bold of Peter Jackson to release a movie called β€œThe Two Towers” just 14 months after 9/11.

10.03.2026 06:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
If Iran does anything that stops the flow of Oil within the Strait of Hormuz, they will be hit by the United States of America TWENTY TIMES HARDER than they have been hit thus far. Additionally, we will take out easily destroyable targets that will make it virtually impossible for Iran to ever be built back, as a Nation, again β€” Death, Fire, and Fury will reign upon them β€” But I hope, and pray, that it does not happen! This is a gift from the United States of America to China, and all of those Nations that heavily use the Hormuz Strait. Hopefully, it is a gesture that will be greatly appreciated. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

If Iran does anything that stops the flow of Oil within the Strait of Hormuz, they will be hit by the United States of America TWENTY TIMES HARDER than they have been hit thus far. Additionally, we will take out easily destroyable targets that will make it virtually impossible for Iran to ever be built back, as a Nation, again β€” Death, Fire, and Fury will reign upon them β€” But I hope, and pray, that it does not happen! This is a gift from the United States of America to China, and all of those Nations that heavily use the Hormuz Strait. Hopefully, it is a gesture that will be greatly appreciated. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Trump is completely flailing. He didn't anticipate the economic blowback and now he's trying to undo the past 10 days and contain the damage.

10.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 6799 πŸ” 1742 πŸ’¬ 694 πŸ“Œ 266

It’s absurd to think Apple is 50 years old. It feels like computers shouldn’t even be 50 years old.

10.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, glad that's cleared up now.

09.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 316 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

...and less than an hour after that, the Israeli military: war is "far from over"

09.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 488 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 45
Post image Post image

Pentagon today: the war is just getting started!
Their commander in chief, less than an hour later: "the war is very complete"

09.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 1136 πŸ” 292 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 32

2. The Tomahawk is manufactured by only one company, Raytheon, and if the Islamic Republic possesses them, it means they either obtained them illegally β€” which would be a scandal of epic proportions β€” or purchased them under a State Department export license, which has not happened.

09.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 298 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
Video thumbnail

1. Asked about the girls’ school missile attack in Iran, Trump claimed that the Islamic Republic of Iran also has Tomahawk missiles and that it could have been one of theirs.

(See post below for context and fact-check)

09.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

A funny story about me is once I scanned the wrong number of an item, something cheap like a soup, at the self checkout and accidentally stole one. Saw it on the receipt later, went β€œoh no.”

Later, same store, buying more of the item. Accidentally scanned one too many. Noticed later. β€œAh, justice.”

09.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what do you mean 18 years? obama was elected in 2008. that was only…

oh. oh no no no.

09.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one of us, one of us.

09.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not true at all. Sometimes it’s just because the existing CEO is ready to move on and the search is taking a while. The CEO, like any employee, isn’t obligated to stay longer than they want to in a role.

09.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

haha i went back to it

09.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

lol people over there are truly the dumbest

09.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Their CEO already stepped down

09.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0