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ended up with a bottle of shh… by jade goody and it smells fucking horrible

i was thinking of going for a yaris instead but this was a good find for the money and i thought if i do this im a lot safer bc i kept almost getting crushed to death in my aygo by people in SUVs but then im like well its technically a compact SUV Im part of the problem now

it’s a hybrid C-HR (i got a bigger car bc of my height) but i also do feel guilty about it idk. it projects the logo onto the floor when you unlock it and i screamed when i realised but also that makes me feel guilty bc as cool as it is it is also entirely unnecessary. is that not a bit obnoxious

AUTO HIGH BEAMS… AUTO WIPERS… AUTO ROAD ASSIST… AUTO PARK ASSIST… ok that’s very nice but i also feel like i was okay to do these things too

my new car is cool but it feels very excessive as i have upgraded from a tiny aygo with no parking sensors and now everytime i veer slightly on the other side of the road to pass a parked car my car screams at me and tries to put me back on my side of the road which is a bit much

idk how to say this in a way that doesn’t sound like “foreign languages? on MY X feed?” but it is very obvious that at least my for you page is now often made up of quote tweets in different languages to make sure i click it to translate it in a desperate attempt for engagement

that’s not to make out like there wasn’t some things done in bad faith but it’s just very interesting.

i fear years of sun content and american-christian grifters have made us forget that in the “good ol days” when “men were men” they were cutting about like this

each series of early big brother being quite homoerotic too. and then boomers talk about how BB is woke now and that they wish they would put normal people in as if there wasn’t gays and trans people in it from the start and it was on CHANNEL 4. the stella has wiped their brain cells

it’s funny to think that like before the 2010s you couldn’t keep british men out of drag btw. like world war ii when we were getting put through a blender the men would be like ok let’s put on a frock and serve elegance. and it was cunt!

they should let me have channel 4 as a treat so they stop commissioning 70 more series of gogglebox and start serving again

idk bc this app never works and i can’t even see this image

especially bc at the moment i am really awful at getting back to people with texts etc… just bc that’s where my heads at but i still find the ability to tweet nonsense and idk if that’s okay bc it’s an escape or if it’s an indicator of me being shitty and i should do better

sometimes the amount i overshare as evadentz feels obnoxious and embarrassing especially bc i have more exposure on twitter and idk if me doing that sometimes is me keeping it real or if it will bite me in the ass and i should just get a diary

NATURAL DAYLIGHT EVERYWHERE

everything is gaudy and obnoxious bring back 00s minimalism. like i get minimalism is annoying when people tell you to be annoyed about it with logos but pick a theme and pick a feature colour and paint those walls white tout suite.

i went here and everyone knew you

her immediately needing a piss????

british people’s cruelty to trans people and minorities will be their downfall i speak that into existence and i will see the harvest

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it is rather funny that the same generation that was like EVERY CHILD IS GETTING DIAGNOSED WITH ADHD!!! MY BABBY IS NOT GOING ON MEDS is thinking that a load of people in their 20s/30s being late diagnosed is like utter twilight zone shit and a huge conspiracy

upset bc i’m remembering when i found the BB5 diary room chair on ebay for £50 and i was gonna buy it but i needed to pick it up and everyone was like oh it’ll be more in petrol than it’s worth so i didn’t have the means to and then rylan clark bought it

am i a dick

NEED…

meanwhile on the apple news app

a cartoon of a man driving a car and a woman sitting in the back seat ALT: a cartoon of a man driving a car and a woman sitting in the back seat

listening to big brother with headphones is horrendous anytime there’s an eating scene bc you can hear absolutely everything and plates scraping and then they decide to stick dennis rodman into the house and he just makes nonstop mouth sounds

i love archive.org from the bottom of my heart but the download speeds take years off my life

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