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Read my twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter, at fupperynewsletter.substack.com matthewhurstwriting.com

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Fuppery Newsletter | Matthew Hurst | Substack A twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter. Click to read Fuppery Newsletter, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.

We've aestheticized the 1980s into a neon-soaked, synth-driven dreamland, but the 80s I lived in were "starchy." They were the color of nicotine-stained wallpaper, the taste of overboiled cabbage #crime #thriller #books #readingcommunity

08.03.2026 01:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cyclist Marc needs to impress friends in the baking heat of the French afternoon. But is the old man he meets going to help or send him freewheeling to hell? My short story will be on www.kaidankaistories.com podcast on July 11.Current project fupperynewsletter.substack.com
#horror #stories

07.03.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuppery Newsletter | Matthew Hurst | Substack A twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter. Click to read Fuppery Newsletter, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.

We've aestheticized the 1980s into a neon-soaked, synth-driven dreamland, but the 80s I lived in were "starchy." They were the color of nicotine-stained wallpaper, the taste of overboiled cabbage #crime #thriller #books #readingcommunity

07.03.2026 15:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuppery Newsletter | Matthew Hurst | Substack A twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter. Click to read Fuppery Newsletter, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.

I'm a town planner; I don't care about your internal emotional landscape. #crime #thriller #books #readingcommunity

06.03.2026 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuppery Newsletter | Matthew Hurst | Substack A twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter. Click to read Fuppery Newsletter, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.

I'm a town planner; I don't care about your internal emotional landscape. #crime #thriller #books #readingcommunity

06.03.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuppery Newsletter | Matthew Hurst | Substack A twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter. Click to read Fuppery Newsletter, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.

There is nothing more fundamentally selfish than a man who's spent his entire life being a "dodgy geezer" suddenly deciding he needs to be "forgiven" because his kidneys are packing in. #crime #thriller #books #readingcommunity

05.03.2026 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuppery Newsletter | Matthew Hurst | Substack A twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter. Click to read Fuppery Newsletter, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.

There is nothing more fundamentally selfish than a man who's spent his entire life being a "dodgy geezer" suddenly deciding he needs to be "forgiven" because his kidneys are packing in. #crime #thriller #books #readingcommunity

05.03.2026 17:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cyclist Marc needs to impress friends in the baking heat of the French afternoon. But is the old man he meets going to help or send him freewheeling to hell? My short story will be on www.kaidankaistories.com podcast on July 11.Current project fupperynewsletter.substack.com
#horror #stories

04.03.2026 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuppery Newsletter | Matthew Hurst | Substack A twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter. Click to read Fuppery Newsletter, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.

a lesson here for modern "cancel culture" or whatever we're calling the digital lynch mobs this week: if you push the village pariah far enough, they might stop trying to fit into your scripted #crime #thriller #books #readingcommunity

04.03.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuppery Newsletter | Matthew Hurst | Substack A twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter. Click to read Fuppery Newsletter, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.

a lesson here for modern "cancel culture" or whatever we're calling the digital lynch mobs this week: if you push the village pariah far enough, they might stop trying to fit into your scripted #crime #thriller #books #readingcommunity

04.03.2026 13:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuppery Newsletter | Matthew Hurst | Substack A twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter. Click to read Fuppery Newsletter, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.

The 80s weren't a time of moral clarity; they were a time of extreme, high-functioning compartmentalization. #crime #thriller #books #readingcommunity

03.03.2026 22:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Down a snow-drifted alley a tipped up wheelie bin wide open like a pmโ€™d corpse and a cheap suitcase ripped apart with cheap clothes scattered in the slush. Like a proxy for a murder victim. #writingcommunity

03.03.2026 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuppery Newsletter | Matthew Hurst | Substack A twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter. Click to read Fuppery Newsletter, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.

The 80s weren't a time of moral clarity; they were a time of extreme, high-functioning compartmentalization. #crime #thriller #books #readingcommunity

03.03.2026 13:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sadly, this kind of shit happens in all wars. It's one of the reasons they're awful.

02.03.2026 23:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Always best to write *people*, not labels, symptoms or community identities, regardless of whether the label is about health, sex, ability, ethnicity or anything else.

02.03.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's annoying but not much more. I have a long list of places to try...

02.03.2026 22:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuppery Newsletter | Matthew Hurst | Substack A twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter. Click to read Fuppery Newsletter, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.

My mother was busier using the local newsletter as a weapon of mass psychological destruction. She didn't just edit the "Village Hall Improvements" section; she weaponized the narrative to suit her own shifting moods. #crime #thriller #books #readingcommunity

02.03.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep, exactly. They went a bit dead round Christmas too, citing a 'family emergency' and saying they were still in business. But nothing since then. I understand these mags are on a shoestring etc. but actually telling people they're going out of business or taking a break would be helpful.

02.03.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone having any dealings with Macabre Magazine (formerly Dark Harbor)? They accepted a piece of mine at Christmas but haven't responded to emails since or updated their website since October. I'm assuming they're dead in the water now.... unless I hear different? #horror #writingcommunity

02.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cyclist Marc needs to impress friends in the baking heat of the French afternoon. But is the old man he meets going to help or send him freewheeling to hell? My short story will be on www.kaidankaistories.com podcast on July 11.Current project fupperynewsletter.substack.com
#horror #stories

02.03.2026 21:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuppery Newsletter | Matthew Hurst | Substack A twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter. Click to read Fuppery Newsletter, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.

My mother was busier using the local newsletter as a weapon of mass psychological destruction. She didn't just edit the "Village Hall Improvements" section; she weaponized the narrative to suit her own shifting moods. #crime #thriller #books #readingcommunity

02.03.2026 19:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuppery Newsletter | Matthew Hurst | Substack A twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter. Click to read Fuppery Newsletter, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.

At some point, you realise the footnoted analysis of "how communities function" is just a very elaborate way of not saying "I'm furious my mother chose chaos over me". Theory is tidy. People aren't #crime #thriller #books #readingcommunity

01.03.2026 21:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuppery Newsletter | Matthew Hurst | Substack A twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter. Click to read Fuppery Newsletter, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.

At some point, you realise the footnoted analysis of "how communities function" is just a very elaborate way of not saying "I'm furious my mother chose chaos over me". Theory is tidy. People aren't #crime #thriller #books #readingcommunity

01.03.2026 13:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuppery Newsletter | Matthew Hurst | Substack A twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter. Click to read Fuppery Newsletter, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.

People love to say "they didn't know any better back then", as if ignorance were some kind of weather system. It's extraordinary how often "we didn't know" overlaps neatly with "we didn't want to know". #crime #thriller #books #readingcommunity

28.02.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuppery Newsletter | Matthew Hurst | Substack A twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter. Click to read Fuppery Newsletter, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.

People love to say "they didn't know any better back then", as if ignorance were some kind of weather system. It's extraordinary how often "we didn't know" overlaps neatly with "we didn't want to know". #crime #thriller #books #readingcommunity

28.02.2026 15:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Loving the writing and glad I only discovered it when it was all there to binge.

28.02.2026 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuppery Newsletter | Matthew Hurst | Substack A twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter. Click to read Fuppery Newsletter, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.

It's easy to dunk on villagers for their petty grudges and cowardice. So I have done. Read more. #crime #thriller #books #readingcommunity

28.02.2026 01:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuppery Newsletter | Matthew Hurst | Substack A twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter. Click to read Fuppery Newsletter, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.

It's easy to dunk on villagers for their petty grudges and cowardice. So I have done. Read more. #crime #thriller #books #readingcommunity

27.02.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuppery Newsletter | Matthew Hurst | Substack A twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter. Click to read Fuppery Newsletter, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.

"Inadvertent ignorance" is a nice phrase, isn't it. Sounds passive, harmless, like a side effect. But you have to work pretty hard not to notice a bomb going off in your own metaphorical village hall. #crime #thriller #books #readingcommunity

26.02.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuppery Newsletter | Matthew Hurst | Substack A twisted, funny retro murder mystery based loosely on my childhood, told through the medium of the village newsletter. Click to read Fuppery Newsletter, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.

"Inadvertent ignorance" is a nice phrase, isn't it. Sounds passive, harmless, like a side effect. But you have to work pretty hard not to notice a bomb going off in your own metaphorical village hall. #crime #thriller #books #readingcommunity

26.02.2026 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0