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Suburban councilman. Trade unionist. John Brown enthusiast. Diasporic southerner.

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Been working on an excuse to attend Sloan as professional development for like a decade and still coming up empty smdh

06.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it... is it poop?

06.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like Billy Mays wrote the kicker.

06.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also WE ANNOUNCE CONFIRMED KIAs NOT PRESUMED! This is essentially a global announcement that the soldier's remains are unrecognizable. Great for his family to see I'm sure.

06.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Additionally, They do not have positive ID on the remains which means they have also not confirmed the KIA to the soldier's family. So this is essentially a global announcement that the soldier's remains are unrecognizeable. This is why we wait until ID and NOK notification before public release.

06.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I worked in restaurants for 10 years and knew a dozen charismatic dirtbag bartenders with severe personality issues and the state of Maine is acting like this guy is a unicorn

06.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 1151 πŸ” 117 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 8

If there’s one term I’d use to describe the Iraq war, it’s β€œpolitically correct.”

06.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re so back

06.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne (aka Methuzalophsteron) is the senior prophet and CFO of Savior Rick'sΒ SpookyΒ Church of theΒ ScaryΒ Apocalypse and is responsible for kidnapping Kimmy Schmidt and three...

I will never hear the name Markwayne Mullin without thinking of this kimmyschmidt.fandom.com/wiki/Reveren...

05.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 343 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2
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DJIA is under 48k, so I guess we can be mad about Epstein again.

05.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning to everyone except media orgs who have changed their style guide direction for references to the Department of Defense.

05.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This statement could just as easily be about the White House.

04.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of words to say β€œconcentration camp”

04.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A million miles below their feet…

04.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn America, we’re losing the recipes.

04.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lou Holtz was fired as head coach at Arkansas because he kept taping campaign ads for Jesse Helms.

He was too racist for Arkansas. In 1983.

04.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 1769 πŸ” 453 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 23

Is it controversial to point out that the primary reason Crockett lost is not because of electability or policy positions, but because she got in late and didn't run a very good campaign?

04.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really proud to be a long time member of the "Jared Polis REALLY sucks, actually" society, going back to his days as CPC chair.

04.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesse Singal: β€œI don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

04.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 8502 πŸ” 1541 πŸ’¬ 148 πŸ“Œ 52

For Political vets, you can generally find at least one former comrade who will go on the record with "he didn't suck shit totally" at the very least.

I've been in the shitposting trenches vs. Whiskey Pete since 2008. I've never once encountered a single person willing to say that about him.

04.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You keep using that word "imminent." I do not think it means what you think it means.

04.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet by Igor Bobic 

"Fetterman responds to Graham Platner saying he should lose his seat:

β€œOh, really? The guy with the Nazi tattoo? Yeah, I'm devastated by that.” "

Tweet by Igor Bobic "Fetterman responds to Graham Platner saying he should lose his seat: β€œOh, really? The guy with the Nazi tattoo? Yeah, I'm devastated by that.” "

this is what awaits us if we fail to crush Platner in the primary, "oh the party of Nazi Tattoos has something to say?" every time forever

03.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 2809 πŸ” 549 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 182

Wasn’t prepared for realizing I’m old enough that my progeny voted today.

04.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And thank you for that. Post-service, there were multiple times I learned about former comrades KIA via Attackerman. Which wasn’t fun, but grateful someone was printing their names outside their hometowns.

03.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's actually problematic that you are anti ponzi scheme

03.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Certainly not the same fucking people who cant even deconflict the airspace around El Paso.

03.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

WHY IS THE AIRSPACE CLOSED MARCO

03.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0