Superhero Girl

I'll be checking my back yard tomorrow!

BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY #WBC

The phrase "what a douche" may have escaped my lips

Yes win the puppy and let Aunt Hillary babysit

I have an idea, but I need to find a really good (not huge) branch first.

I got off work at 4 and immediately poured a basement wine. Cheers!

I lost the battle. There's an avocado sock on my needles now.

I barely felt a thing with the first one. Apparently my cervix decided she was done being insulted after the removal today, so it took some extra effort to get the new one it.

BUT worth it. Hopefully I'm old enough to never need another again. 🤞

It was a painful success. I'm having ice cream as a reward for not being a baby. 🍨

Success!

a cartoon of a coyote with binoculars and the words looney tunes on the bottom right Alt: Wiley Coyote looks off a cliff with binoculars

Send all the IUD string finding vibes you can my way. I'm very nervous she won't be able to remove my existing Paragard.

My username crackedmirror turns 30 this year 😯

What a girl can't enjoy a 'shroom pizza on her off hours anymore?

Oh no. My husband was five when I signed up for ICQ. 😭

LIES

I definitely have tiny real players living in my TV, and I'll be taking no questions on the matter.

Twelve. Inches. I didn't even realize how long it had gotten!

And thank you! ❤️❤️

My hair is now shoulder length and curlier

New hairs who dis

Ooooooh Matt Strahm's gonna be in trouuuuuuuuuuu-blllllllle.

I love her!

IT IS!! 💃

Wait, is that Jen Pawol behind the plate?!!

Quickest weight loss plan I'll tolerate

Gotta style my new hairs for TTT. I need the dopamine hit after having 3/4 of it removed from my head.

Spring training is wild, y'all

Oh damn it is Thursday 😯

Good lords I hope so!

It's through royals . tv (Bally/FanDuel replacement)

Ragans, baby, what are you doing?

TV with intro to Royals game

Royals baseball on my tv!