I genuinely feel bad for the Brazil pitchers. These kids don't deserve this abuse. #wbc
I genuinely feel bad for the Brazil pitchers. These kids don't deserve this abuse. #wbc
I think that's a prayer app. These are movies (shows?). Either way, so not my jam.
not a typo
Usually nothing can persuade me to turn off a baseball game, but these bibble story commercials are coming damn close.
ffs I'm sick of my phone insisting that to is the same as too
Ok well I sneezed and immediately wished for death, so I went ahead and took the drugs
Ibuprofen, wine, and Fun Dip!
I need to take more ibuprofen, but I hurt to much to walk up the stairs ๐ญ
That baby is too young to drink, sir!
I can gives pets? ๐ฅน
WHAT REALLY OMGGGGGGGGG!!!!
I'll be checking my back yard tomorrow!
BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY #WBC
The phrase "what a douche" may have escaped my lips
Yes win the puppy and let Aunt Hillary babysit
I have an idea, but I need to find a really good (not huge) branch first.
I got off work at 4 and immediately poured a basement wine. Cheers!
I lost the battle. There's an avocado sock on my needles now.
I barely felt a thing with the first one. Apparently my cervix decided she was done being insulted after the removal today, so it took some extra effort to get the new one it.
BUT worth it. Hopefully I'm old enough to never need another again. ๐ค
It was a painful success. I'm having ice cream as a reward for not being a baby. ๐จ
Success!
Send all the IUD string finding vibes you can my way. I'm very nervous she won't be able to remove my existing Paragard.
My username crackedmirror turns 30 this year ๐ฏ
What a girl can't enjoy a 'shroom pizza on her off hours anymore?
Oh no. My husband was five when I signed up for ICQ. ๐ญ
LIES
I definitely have tiny real players living in my TV, and I'll be taking no questions on the matter.
Twelve. Inches. I didn't even realize how long it had gotten!
And thank you! โค๏ธโค๏ธ
My hair is now shoulder length and curlier
New hairs who dis