meesh

my friend tried to prank lumi by sneaking up behind her but she actually got so scared she screamed #badprank #evilprank

a soupçon of socializing

Dracula eatin on my neck Lol

Sent from Hell

They should stop coming out with guys who suck shit

birds are such fascinating creatures. they can fly and sing, all the things humans dream of. they can even eat worms

like this post to brick your phone

the feet should build the stairs, not the hands

Bro thinks he can rule the waves. Not so

(saying my daily affirmation) Yes

okay i’ll bite…what’s daylight savings

you: small, simple creature

me: bloodthirsty, always howling, always in pain

I behold the mouse. I see it the way a hungry kitten would. I see it the way a laboratory technician would. Finally, I see it through mouse-eyes, wreathed in a halo

i’m on my last fear

many things are none of your business. mind your business

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one of my faves. alan ladd is a sweet troubled boy who deserves the world and veronica lake is, as always, a babe

world is so big

I’ve been alive for what seems like years

(guided meditation voice) you are just chilling in Cedar Rapids

synonyms for cringe (modern usage)

please stop calling it a smartphone. I know what you use it for

my heart is a chase sequence

hey dude i’m hanging out with your mom right now and she’s worried sick about you.

(flirting) I can irrevocably change you with my powerful mutagenic formula

playing favorites with the clouds

frost on the new blossoms

lumi the brown and white dog on a pink leash by the creek smelling everything

the cutest hiker

lumi the brown and white dog is going on a small hike today

she sounds lovely

don’t forget your teeth