Rob

Ive turned many a kid-based convo around to talking about my dog.

And he's a cunt.

And this is it.

Absolutely nothing going on in their actual relationship.

Always have to have the distraction away from what they've married/live with.

Yep. There's two in our place, who have a regular "child-off" between themselves. Who can spout about their kids the most.

Can't wait to see what happens when they grow up and leave home, as clearly the mums have nowt else going on in their lives.

Divorce, would be my guess.

And with good cause

People whose sole subject of conversation is their kids really get on my fucking nerves.

Sample convo in work:

"Did you watch the match?"

"Missed it cos I took Josh to footy practice. There was a scout there. Did I tell you how he's doing in school?"

Just fuck off.

No ones arsed.

How i feel when someone blocks me

The funniest thing about this article is the summary answer is "yes"

We have, of course, seen us beaten by "lesser" teams even when things are going well.

But the only pattern we have now is timid, shitting ourselves, sideways play. With a few decent results.

Nothing is changing

Time for a change

Been at more crime scenes than Columbo

Shite, that.

And for that reason, i'm out.

Harsh, but i did put 'snide' for my 2nd guess, which could also work

"And there'll be more from Gok Wan, next week"

Watching the Utd match earlier and the array of hairstyles on show was mindboggling.

Mrs said "how do you even ask a barber for that? How could you possibly explain what you want?"

Games gone etc

Circle In The Sand-wiches meal deals?

Heaven in a pastry-based item

Saying nowt until 6pm next sunday

No 'Gers fan, but that's a great goal

Tell yer what.

If we are all about to go out in ball of nuclear light, it won't be soundtracked by any of this shite.

#TheBrits

WHERE'S YER FAMOUS ICF?

WHERRRRES YER FAMOUS ICF?

etc

Gakpo should be doing better, there

They were all as bad as each other, there

How the fuck are we 3 -0 up?

Brink of apocalypse and a goal from a corner.

Not convinced these things are unrelated

The biggest question that no one is asking, is why are they starting WW3 when Liverpool aren't going to win the league?

Licence To Kill is still in my top 3 Bond fillums

New manager bounced before they play us?

But of course.

As per.

"Mark Wahlberg's 40 Day Challenge"

🎵"Because I used to love her, but its Cole Porter now"🎵